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...... SEI UNA CASSIERA FASHION?..........

This is a test, a simple test to answer almost synthetic (synthesis is not I have noticed as a feature) that, without claiming to find some kind of vaccine that the rudeness and ignorance reign supreme among wards, corridors and around the world in general, want to check and let you know the sides of your character maybe the cashier ignored ... behavior worthy of forced hospitalization to neuro .... unexpected kindness that you do not believe that they have and so on ..... Sometimes even a single customer with a tick or a ' breath can ruin your day .... sometimes just a smile, "hello", a "thank you" and everything becomes easier .......
Analizzatevi and check the results, you may need to look for another job .... or maybe find a cashier to be trendy, efficient and customer service (which expression in these bad times ......):

* The customer has removed divider "next customer", you spend five articles on the customer that the foregoing ... Representations to your science, talked with disdain as a ironicoleso, you decreed "I had put the Swiss cheese as a divisor !!!!"
A) Look in the vacuum pupil fixed and continue your work undisturbed ... lobotomized ... .......
B) Do you regain possession of the original divisor and growls at the lady scared to death .......
C) Pass the Swiss cheese to the customer telling him to place following the end of its spending, ignoring the protests of Miss dairy ..... enough with dividers ....... anonymous free the imagination!! !


* The client will pass the credit card he held in his mouth ........
A) The gripper with the nails if nothing had happened and holding a conation
B) "The machine does not read his card .... maybe because we have wet ....( sputazzato above mister kukident )....."   sorriso......
C) " C'è della saliva sulla sua carta di credito.... può toglierla per favore?" rumoreggiare della coda sempre pronta a condannare qualsiasi passo falso.....

  * La cliente si raccomanda di scontarle i punti dalla tessera....te lo ripete prima durante e dopo in un training autogeno....... insiste tanto che:
A) "Si signora le ho  scontato i punti!" detto gentilmente e sorridendo sognando una paresi facciale per questo martello pneumatico
B) "Certo signora I assume that the points .... he told me six times, with less patience of A) and without a smile (who does not deserve it)
C) by making you feel all classify the homeless " was 3 cents lady ....." unleashing the derision and the additive in the queue and the color green lizard in customer enraged

* asking the customer if it wants to do two tickets ... one for the appliance and the other for spending .... she decided she tells you .... you .... "Well I can make a partial cut after the appliance .. ....."
A) "Do not be as good as a guarantee receipt" cut "... with the amount paid lady" ... smile .....
B) "We do not have scissors in hand with the lady and even .......( this would be the perfect opportunity to use both)"
C) "It should paste the final amount after 'appliance (and perhaps add some glitter doodles and collage you like a receipt )"..... understand lady? (Good warranty !!!)"

* Customer: "I'm looking dude ........ what's his name ....... the thing .........."
A) Look at the customer wondering what can last, with no help even the phone call home to say "the thing" without the next customer to eliminate the net sliced \u200b\u200bhis carotid artery with a flick of membership card (as you say? too bloody? that's ok, we stepped on his foot so violently that the stops with this rigmarole okay? but I preferred sticking)
B) "Good morning ..... would be able to be a bit more specific please ... could be the thing to slip by the pitted olives ........"
C) "I find left on the shelf next to the bells .........." smile ....... lobot

* Customer gravely: "Cashier I have to tell you something, come with me down the cash ...."
You follow the lady who tells you a sports jacket in a basket left at the foot roller "This is the gentleman's jacket I have chased the other day ... who has paid, but he left it here ...."
The look and try to figure out whether to call the 118 or find another way out, compromise .....
"When was that lady?"
"a fortnight ago Well ...... not that I care, but I wanted to warn"
A) "Madam this jacket is not beyond the barrier of crates and can not be a fortnight in this basket ...... ... anyway thank you was helpful. "
B) "Madame will see that the Lord will have found the jacket to the listening point" never to contradict a "disturbing" passage
C) "Sa-case basis whether the man had lost even these condoms that are under the jacket ?".... smile .....

* Customer lane "cashier, where are the biscuits?"
"Hello, what kind of cookie lady?" Take dried
the customer "I like cookies ... that type!"
A) "We have the dog biscuits to those for children ... there are" gluten free "(no not the cookies without raisins Mrs. .......) and those of soybean ... (No. .. not "asorretaaaaa" soy), the ones without sugar and stuffed with pine nuts ... ... with the cream without the fat lady .... she prefers what?
B) "I'm on the shelf at the bottom left lady"
"Which shelf?"
Take annoyed the cashier "I like that rack shelf .... !!!!"
and you walk away without bothering to mention a
C) "I'm sorry but I do not work in this supermarket .... I'm just trying to split ....." smile ......

* Customer jacket in hand with drawer stops you while you're getting closer to the bucket and your cash ... "Look, she is the one that has served me a week ago ....( approach is not of the best, there would be a good day and bad .... a week ago is a very long time .... mah ...) .. I bought this jacket I wear ..... you think I have this other hand is heavier?
A) Resisting the urge to drop the cash drawer cast on the foot of the bottom of this nightmare home, smile and hands you weigh the jacket with air training (CSI makes me a blowjob if it comes to taking the piss someone) for a good five minutes later sentence "Of course .... this is much heavier"
B) "Bring the two jackets to the listening ....... there will analyze the tissue, say which is more consistent "(connection point does not make you happy ....... ringraziatemi these favors ........)
C)" We have a jacket on sale next week in excess of both what do you have in the consistency and quality ......." satisfied smile to the customer's open mouth

* The customer goes to the cashier with a coupon from cent 0:30 where it says "valid for the next purchase of a jam S. Gennaro "(not her real name ...... we did not jam as they are called but it is a name that works well in this episode and some grace questo S. Gennaro potrebbe anche farla ogni tanto.... )
"Ha comprato la marmellata?"
"No"
Dopo avergli spiegato per un buon quarto d'ora cosa significhi " valido per il prossimo acquisto di una marmellata " (l'italiano questo sconosciuto)
Il cliente borbotta e recrimina "Ogni scusa è buona per non fare lo sconto".......
A) "Mi spiace ma non posso farle lo sconto se non ho la marmellata nello scontrino (e con questo il discorso è chiuso), arrivederci e grazie"
B) "E' scritto sul buono che ha in mano perchè non posso farle lo sconto ma se va al punto di ascolto le My colleagues can spell him again ....."
C) "Hold buon'uomo 30 cents ...... bye and thank you" ( eccheccazzo !!!!!!)

* The customer arrives at 9 o'clock trafelatissima with two bags of cold cuts in cash on hand ... falls close to where your colleague has just arrived with bucket and tray. .... "Apreeeeeeeeeee?"
comes to the rescue and Judgement "Ma'am, I am also open "..... I
The frantic looks with apprehension Mrs. who was preparing to put his goods on the roller and the one with the look of a "no comment ......" lets go ....
arrived before you close the envelopes of cold cuts and looking for change in the portfolio appears before a bill that takes dementia, and hunting pellets on the ground in front of your eyes and those of the lady who left her go ....... Stupid smile ....
A) Pretend you care and are fixed for as long as necessary to pay and leave quickly ......
B) "Lord dropped a piece of paper? (Dropped or thrown? This means the question mark)
C) "Lady can collect the piece of paper that was thrown on the floor or would you prefer to call my colleagues that the cleaning will be happy to return to clean the floor?" (Eccheccazzo! !!!!! even before my eyes no eh?)

* "I thirty-five euro and 70 cents"
"What? How did I spend so much ?
"Please ma'am?" (You will not want to list everything you've got it? This is called failure of discernment .....)
"Could I have spent so tanto..."
   "Signora è la macchina a calcolare l'importo....."
   "Le macchine possono sbagliare.... ha una calcolatrice?" (la calcolatrice è umana: parliamone.....)
A) "No signora... mi spiace...... può andare al punto di ascolto e verificare con le mie colleghe la sua spesa......(dopo questo test le mie colleghe del punto mi toglieranno il saluto...oppure mi toglieranno di mezzo.....blog o non blog)
B) "Certo Signora" e passi la tua mini calcolatrice alla cliente che si mette in mezzo alla corsia a calcolare tutti i prezzi e rifà il conto duecento volte prima to realize that it should return and tell you that the account is right = astronomical figure of shit
C) "No ma'am I do not have a calculator but if the machines can go wrong it is better to do it in mind the total is not it? " fun and watch the scene of pitiful count with the fingers and the toes up to the lady, squinting and eye color purple, walks away without a word tossed about by a nervous tic .......

Cashier * "24 and 70, Madam ...."
Customer "Euri?
A) "Yes sir, euros ..." stupid smile
B) "No ma'am rupees, we increase the Indian market, is a new initiative of our supermarket
C)" We also accept currency Duckburg Topolinia or if it is more convenient for you ..... .

* Customer "What can I do with this phone?"
A) "Call Madame?" lobot smile ......
B) "to take pictures, listen to music, chatting with His friends and surf the Internet, see the browser if you lose in this supermarket and could not go home, play games, send email, pointing a laser into the eyes of someone who is on the butt, mirror, take measures any object, pull the plate, spread the gel on the hair, grind the pine nuts to make pesto (green version in the regional Trofiaphone )......... ah ... also phone lady "
C)" It can change channels on TV is a remote control ..... lady !!!!!!"

* Customer "But these bags .... when they are gone ....."
"No ma'am they are ecological sacchettti we should not run out of stock ..."
"Yeah .. But when stocks run out ....."
(PLEASE !!!!) read lips "Madam these bags are already 'green biodegradable
........"" I understand but when you finished? "
A)" When I end up ordering it to new madam, goodbye and thanks
B) "bags are" perennial "... never stop ... like the Queen Rotoloni this?
C) "When they finish a part of us volunteers to cultivate corn lady ......"

* Customer: "But this is too sweet prosecco?"
you from your experience sober (not distinguish one beer from vodka) are looking to recruit an intellectual expression and .......
A) "No definitely not ......" smile lobot
B) "Do not give this information to know because I've never drank this wine ....... but if it leads to the listening point will give comprehensive information

C ) Take the expression of a sommelier at the end of the course ...... uncorked the bottle and begin to sniff the cork ......... Then sentence "But this is a prodolce ... altro che prosecco!!!!!"


CASSIERA A) LA CLASSE NON E' CHINOTTO
                   Sei veramente al top delle capacità di comprensione  e sopportazione del cliente.....Una donna nata e caratterialmente  predisposta al martirio di ore e ore in cassa senza sentirne minimamente il peso......
                   Get out your desk after a day of cleaning, and after hearing such crap and pack mineral water ... more of a fresh mozzarella with the drop, more of a hyena smile ..... most merciful Mother Teresa of Calcutta ..
Your work is a mission and more than one cashier customer service you have favorite and not splitting the Kiwis to the other if you do not see compliments in cash ...... you're really a cashier fashion !!!!!

cashier B) ARE AT YOUR SERVICE, BUT DO NOT MAKE ME TURN THE KIWI
; do a better job but you do not like to stand still in the crosshairs of a barrage of crap from the standard customer ....... demented patients, but not ... efficient but does not pander ....... Courteous but not Zerbinati ......
Your job is to play with the utmost seriousness and you seriously analyze the surgical / the cl othing that will appear at the end of the roll better than a psychic ..... in five seconds if you know for sure will slip the bag into the cart, pretending to forget ..... fionderà fifty if you decided to move without letting loose change .... if hello and thanks will be banned from your conversation ....... your analytical mind dissects the customer better surgeon ... and the Allegro in 90% of cases, you send it to the point where he would play with But woe to nervous anxiety ..... ...... revenge would be violent and sudden .........
CASSIERA C) PERCHE' TUTTI A ME?
                 Sai che la sfiga ti conosce benissimo......e la sfiga ha la faccia del prossimo cliente... Vedi la coda e i suoi componenti come l'ostacolo tra te e il tuo stipendio...il fenomeno come la mina vagante che ti farà uscire di testa e finire sul giornale in cronaca nera.....
Subisci il lavoro ed i suoi "inconvenienti" come un castigo divino and would gladly out half of the customers that you are in front of him ........
Try disgust sweaty hands .... all'alitata aromatic .... the smell of soap splashed somewhere ....... pockets to rummage in pockets looking for loose change you make sense do not exist ....... 50 and 20 euro dirty and wrinkled ...... Well .... will not be the case, look for another job before wearing a new jacket style "spring in Palestine?

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copper thieves in action

amounted to around € 10,000 the value of copper and unknown have stolen at night from some lines of Enel to St. Andrew the Ionian Sea, in places Alaca.

The fact was denounced by its own power company, which became aware of an unexpected interruption of supply of energy along the line. After the inspection is performed by the technicians reported the theft of copper cables, about 1,000 meters long in total. The thieves are likely to have taken advantage of the fact that the line is situated in a vast and entirely isolated the small center ion, specifically in the rural area in the north, bordering the City of San Sostene. Thus, facilitated by the absence of people in the neighborhood and is still likely to be struck - usually, in fact, this "class" of thieves and abusive acts by disabling active precariously electricity networks - have been able to work virtually unhindered.

The fact of the police station are investigating the town, led by Marshal Camillo Privitera, while by the operator of electric steps were taken to restore the proper flow of energy on the broken line. Of course, now they have not been installed more than the usual copper cables but those cheaper aluminum (also good metal conductor), so as to avoid any "return" dei ladri, attratti dai soldi che in genere si ricavano dalla vendita del rame.

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Case Battisti unanimously condemned the failure to extradite Battisti

«Il “caso Battisti” è una questione di giustizia, dignità e coscienza». Riflettendo su queste parole, il Consiglio comunale di Sant’Andrea Jonio ha trovato uno spirito e un voto unanime nel condannare la mancata estradizione dal Brasile dell’ex terrorista Cesare Battisti, condannato all’ergastolo in Italia per quattro omicidi, tra i quali quello di un giovane di origine andreolese, Andrea Campagna, poliziotto della Digos ucciso a Milano all’età di 25 anni proprio da Battisti, April 19, 1979. The assembly convened by the town mayor Gerardo Frustaci condemned the decision of the now former president of Brazil, Lula da Silva, who did not grant the extradition of former terrorist, recognized as political refugees and invited the Italian institutions to bring Baptists in Italy and expressing its support for the family campaign. Interventions have denounced the choice without any distinction, calling it "incomprehensible." "And 'a decision that insults the memory of our fellow citizen - whose remains rest in our cemetery - which helps a criminal offense and our institutions," explained Frustaci. The opposition councilor Joseph Commodari recalled the anni in cui Andrea Campagna - a cui è stata intitolata la “Scuola Allievi Polizia di Stato” di Vibo Valentia e una via della Marina - viveva a Sant’Andrea con la famiglia, poi emigrata al nord. «Il terrorismo è sempre stato un nemico della democrazia italiana – ha evidenziato –, oggi, dunque, siamo del tutto favorevoli a questa ferma condanna. Certamente, riteniamo che il governo italiano avrebbe dovuto fare di più, senza cercare di sfruttare mediaticamente la questione». «Rammarico, delusione e rabbia» sono stati espressi dall’assessore Pietro Campagna, che ora confida nella nuova presidente brasiliana, Dilma Rousseff, affinché riveda una decisione che è «offensiva verso l’Italia». Il consigliere Andrea Aloisio ha definito Battisti «un volgare carnefice che deve andare in galera», mentre il capogruppo di maggioranza Maurizio Cosentino ha espresso fiducia nella possibilità che, alla fine, Battisti possa essere estradato, rivolgendo un ricordo all’agente, definito un «uomo delle istituzioni». L’unanimità ha così racchiuso lo spirito dell’assise, per la quale si registra il «grande apprezzamento» del Coisp provinciale (sindacato di Polizia): «Battisti – ha affermato il portavoce Giuseppe Brugnano – deve pagare il suo debito con la giustizia italiana, per questo il Coisp ha promosso iniziative di protesta contro il governo Brasiliano e partecipa con convinzione ad important initiatives such as the City of St. Andrea. "

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Case: on Monday it City Council will also discuss the case

The "case Cesare Battisti" she landed in the council of St. Andrew the Ionian Sea, the country of which came from Andrea Campagna, one of the victims of the former terrorist Pac ("Workers armed with Communism") .

The civic forum called for next Monday, January 10 at 17.30 by Mayor Gerardo Frustaci will own protest against the lack of Battisti's extradition from Brazil as the only item on the agenda.

Recently the story has resurfaced because of the choice of the now former Brazilian President Lula not to allow l'estradizione dell'ex terrorista in Italia, dove deve scontare la pena definitiva dell'ergastolo per ben quattro omicidi. Tra questi c'è proprio quello di Campagna, agente della Digos ucciso, all'età di 25 anni, il 19 aprile del 1979 a Milano, dove si era trasferito da diversi anni assieme alla sua famiglia.

Il primo cittadino di Sant'Andrea parla di «enorme amarezza per quanto sta accadendo. Una situazione che offende la memoria di un nostro concittadino che ha dato la sua vita per lo Stato. Per questo - aggiunge Frustaci - riteniamo sia giusto convocare il civico consesso, la massima istituzione comunale, nel quale proporremo di esprimere una forte critica alla decisione di concedere the status of political refugee Cesare Battisti, a person convicted by a final ruling by the Italian courts. "

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Baptists: the regret of the family of Andrea Campagna

"Now we imagine, but in our hearts we hope that President Lula did not Battisti a" Che Guevara "Italian and offended, so, our rule of law."

bitterness, resignation and civic spirit come together in the words of Maurizio Campagna, brother of Andrew, the latest victim of Cesare Battisti, the terrorist of the Pac (proletarians armed communism) sentenced to life imprisonment for four murders in the Seventies and now at the center of diplomatic and legal dispute between Italy and Brazil for his extradition.

Campaign was a police officer, a native of St. Andrew the Apostle of the Ionian Sea, from where his family had left and moved to Milan around the late 60's. That

April 19, 1979, the day he was killed by Country 357 Magnum Battisti, is the watershed for his family, who had been silent, then starts a journey in search of justice. Justice that seems to come with the final sentences of the components of the CAP and the Baptists in imposing life imprisonment. In the judicial process, the family campaign (respectful of the will of his father Joseph, who died in 2005) remains on the outside, not because he believes a civil strongly that the state of which his son was a servant and who is dead will take care of everything and ensure just compensation, in particular the "Justice".

Things, however, are complicated by the escape of Baptists and the recent "niet" extradition decision by President Lula of Brazil on the last day of his term, which is to say in Mauritius Country - and sisters Anna and Sabrina Antoinette and her mother (a widow since 2005) - not only that this is a decision "disgraceful, that does leave the scene Lula in the worst way," but also that the problem is political and everything "about the credibility of Italy, since it is was basically butchered our justice and even our judicial system, however, is the most assured of the world. "

even political unity in support of extradition of Baptists soothes the painful regret of the family, "in the past had expressed a similar position," recalls Maureen, and when the words do not follow the facts, the risk of appearing irrelevant becomes sadly true.

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Evade from house arrest but the police stop him after less than an hour

It lasted just over an hour's flight a young escaped Monday night in the historic center of St. Andrew the Ionian, from house arrest. This is the twenty-two Felice D'Arrigo, Source Messina, 21 escaped around a therapeutic community which is located in the village Andreolesi, he was in for several months (we had arrived in July 2010) under house arrest for several thefts and robberies committed in Sicily.

The alarm was launched right from the supervision of the community and the police station of Saint Andrew the Ionian, led by Marshal Camillo Privitera, they immediately began his search. The young man was quickly found near the 106 highway, at St. Andrew's Marina, while possibly trying to pass a few cars in transit. The military have therefore apprehended on charges of evading the "home".

early yesterday morning, Felice D'Arrigo has appeared before the single judge of the Court of Catanzaro to be tried as a direct way with the ritual arrested in flagrante delicto. The robed has validated the arrest and, in the express line, confirmed the arrangements for him to house arrest in the same therapeutic community Andreolesi.

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The awarding of the "Nativity 2010"

Someone has built in a wood oven, someone else has enclosed in a barrel, there are those who actually carried it out entirely edible. In short, no p u say that it lacked the imagination to the participants of the "Nativity 2010" organized by the Leisure City, led by Francesco Monsalina. Three categories of cribs provided by the competition: classic, fancy and innovative.

For ag judged first place in the first section was that of the "Spring Andreolesi" (pictured at left Mayor rewards Elisa Mirarchi representing the association) led by President Joseph Stillo. The work was created by Giuseppe Sama. In this category, among other things, a special mention that he had made dall'arciconfraternita the "Blessed Sacrament" (in the main church) quote as "out of competition" but worth the most points (40 points) by the jury: Varano Alfredo, Salvatore Frustaci, Annamaria Co resent and Nicola Ranieri. Finishes interesting to those constructed by the group "Live Malajira" and the Villa of the fraternity. In the category
Fantasia, the association Pro-loco "St. Andrew" - in the photo at right, the mayor presented the trophy to the vice president Perri Virginia - with the crib built inside of the oven Wood Hall (designed and produced by Emanuele Codispoti) surprised everyone and was close to 40 points (37). In this category, however, there was the brilliant idea of \u200b\u200bMrs. Brown has put together a crib that Muccari (second pic left) using only edible parts of potatoes, pumpkins, nuts, various shapes of pasta, mandarin oranges and even pearl barley. Finally, in the section dedicated to innovative crib won that achieved by the Marasco family Bar Spo rt, (pictured at left, the prize is accepted by a representative of dealers via Nazionale, Marcello sama) with the hut inserted into the cavity of a barrel.
The awards were presented in the Council Chamber by the Mayor and the Councillor Monsalina Gerardo Frustaci, who thanked all the participants.
During the ceremony, awards were also handed over the "career" to two masters of the ancient art of working clay Andreolesi: the "argagnari" Lorenzo and Frank Mirarchi Sama (pictured at right, a moment of the ceremony ) .