Happy New Year!
Happy new year!
Bonne année!
Feliz año nuevo !
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SantandreaBlog
Happy new year!
Bonne année!
Feliz año nuevo !
by
SantandreaBlog
Friday, December 31, 2010
Thursday, December 30, 2010
New Member Welcome Letter Church
L'OROSCOPO DI GIAINA
Well ..... I had a moment of clarity, we will have self-mocking, but I think the joy is very more therapeutic then I see the sadness of resume once the logical sense of this blog: a laugh at anyone who passes this way .....
; In this direction, because ultimately most of my clients buckles magical gifts of clairvoyance and Firmly convinced that I am the sister of his cousin as well as the magician Otelma Forest and then as well as a & Pozzi Ginori (see relatives that I find myself), genetically disposed to make predictions (in her when they get the tomatoes?), guessing prices (the price can not understand when I say how important are fennel?), ultrasound capture only we can hear the cashier, I am going to put on his glasses (they are practically blind and I consider it an advantage, I would sometimes be no hearing and above all, on occasion, dell'olfatto) e guardare nella palla di vetro per scoprire cosa porterà il 2011 alle varie categorie di clienti...... Suddivise per segno zodiacale "virtuale" e per altre caratteristiche che naturalmente niente hanno a che vedere con quelle dei veri segni (dei quali io non so una emerita cippa dato che non mi interessano le previsioni zodiacali... Io classifico la mia giornata dal buongiorno... Vi faccio un esempio pratico? .... Esco di primo mattino per andare al lavoro e appena metto il naso fuori dal portone inizia a piovere ma io non ho preso l'ombrello? Non mi accorgo di una pozzanghera e ci entro dentro stile Tania Cagnotto con tutte e due gli stivali fino alle ginocchia? Il primo cliente the day the smell of wet dog, is charged with 50 € spent 1:50, did not know what the coins and the more you complain about bags? It will be a shitty day .... It usually guesses always .....) Follow me on this tour and do not regret it ........
sign Aries I born of the sign 'Aries have the same vehemence and their motto is 'everything now'. Those belonging to this sign I call the "Geriatric Terminator's" third age "to combat" wildly anxious, wander like lost souls in any lane of the neuro, slumped on their trucks an hour before opening, at 8 am -2 ° with the sun in front of the barred gates of the supermarket, spreading clouds of discontent and maliciously targeting the nearby carriage thinking to beat him on the shoot as soon as the doors begin to open ....... Geriatric's pain in the ass I have graduated with an honorary master spin doctors in Lombard with a thesis entitled "In my day ......".......
A terminator ram arriva velocissima alle 9.03 in punto, mi lancia sulla cassa un buono da 1 euro e passa oltre con il suo sacchetto sponsorizzato pieno di caramelle e cioccolate.......
"Buongiorno signora, vogliamo passare gli articoli in promozione?"
"Le ho dato il buono......"
La guardo e sento che il destino ci premia o ci castiga a seconda di quello che siamo stati in vite precendenti, io devo essere stata un boia, una escort o una politica....Forse tutte e tre le cose insieme adesso che la guardo meglio...
"Quindi signora? La si paga per portare a casa gli articoli in promozione?"
"EH?.......Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh....... already .. excuse me ... I have to pay them chocolates and candies "
Well, good, let's connect the neurological circuits have to be in the morning to early afternoon okay ?.....
The sign of belonging to ' Ram 2011 will have a clear code of expectations ... and the gates will open magically on their arrival and any cashier will cause them to proceed quickly over the barrier with a smile .... as long as they behave within the bounds of decency and not to ask ; 21:10 in the afternoon of Christmas Eve "But tomorrow you are closed?" and the gaze of the cashier, smiling from Robocop hesitant murmur ".... And the day after tomorrow? "because allora prevedo come minimo una testata anestetizzante .......
Segno Toro
Sensibile, intelligente e gentile, il vero Toro si infuria per un solo motivo: la gelosia. Toccategli qualcosa di suo e .... si salvi chi può!!
Il cliente Toro è quello che si presenta alla cassa con la spesa già insacchettata..... I deperibili nelle borse frigo sigillate e il resto nei sacchetti o nelle scatole di cartone, tutto costruito stile Lego:ogni pezzo si incastra con l'altro in un blocco unico e indissolubile... La cassiera lo osserva come farebbe con un geco sul muro di casa e lui non abbassa gli eyes, not ashamed but I defy anyone to "touch" your spending .......
The cashier stares at him for an incalculable time, suddenly emits a hissing rattlesnake style, takes the bag from the bottom and with a lightning movement as traumatic remove all contents on the roller staring into the eyes the phenomenon becomes jaundiced yellow, but shall not object to the scanner, the receipt and the evil fate ....
If the cashier is a "Scazzieri" (see post cashier's land) throw away boxes and bags of trash garbage without batting an eye to the grievances of the client, otherwise it will look funny and painfully the same places all the shopping bags in the supermarket and cursing its employees ........
The 2011 will cost the Bulls the most diverse and well arranged on the rollers ... via the stalactites waving at each feed, via the board of ham or take away from the roll to the floor Coccolini giant ... bag hidden away under mountains of goods and handkerchiefs were folded as in the press of the ironing .... .. a new year full of reasoning and respect for others ....... YES WE CAN? unfortunately is a question and not a certainty ....
sign Gemini Those born under the sign of Gemini are always curious about everything and everyone and are able to grasp with intelligence occazioni conducive to that life offers. The client of this sign traveling as a couple ... Usually the wife is the impulse that even before the cashier has come to her, takes the lightning-splitter next customer and lies on the roller with the whole arm to mark his territory, moving the goods before and after with a style "frog" in order to make it clear that it is embracing that Trulli is decomposed your spending .... Invariably, just before it reaches the cashier at the forearm and the claws to scan for the poor is distracted and lose those four or five articles in the receipt of the customer that the foregoing under the gaze of the cashier who dreams of Lucifer fit them divider down the trachea .........
For the customer, "twin" a prosperous year for new roads and evolution of communication ..... a year that brings the awareness that it is removing the divider "next customer" and even throwing various items before the face of the cashier or stealthily pushing up above the drawer that that should being able to do, open to giving change, that it makes work easier and saves valuable time, but it bothers the worker and makes you dislike whatever ........
sign Cancer
Full of artistic, affectionate and playful, independent and unpredictable, Cancer is something of a cat of the Zodiac. It seems lazy and sleepy, but like a good cat, is always ready to pounce.
cancer The customer is the one that comes in hand with his grandson screaming loudly in the seat of trolley with a toy car in his hand and continues to repeat a mantra soporific "Come on Riccardino, now you have to give the toy car to the lady who serves us and go away" with the rising tone of any cell phone ringer up to the limit whose grandmother and grandson yelling at the same level, five notches ... the maximum ... Too bad he still has ten customers that in front of her, not at all softened by the wine-colored boy that shakes the tonsils as a kind of siren, fire trucks, do not deign to look neither to give up their position in queue and also the cashier does not accelerate the pace of a comma (formerly enough support) despite the soliloquy of the grandmother and infant decibel URL ...
Customers of this new year will mark the resignation of staying in line with or without niece newsboy ... without claiming privileged position just because it carries a "disturbing element ".....
Mark Leone
Dynamics and proud, creative and caring, the real Leone wants only one thing: having a throne of its own.
The customer or the customer lion are the most feared by the cashier over the world for their theatricality, the presuppositional and mischief that makes them .. Typical customers
Leone Lombardy and Piedmont with occasional Roman ...... and some occasional Ligurian hinterland that borders .......
The customer is the lion came to the cashier with a bag of Louis Vuitton's new trinca and compliments of the cashier confessed "knows, is an exclusive model ... I bought it in Paris," then, recovering herself of the moment confidence, the cashier looks like a chihuahua poop on the sidewalk and decrees "Of course her on her salary as a grant if not will never allow ....." (1 answer. "Sure the lady that I can allow ... I do the work of the second escort ... maybe her husband gave it to me! Reply 2. "Of course not ... we only cashier bags made in china ..... but we have a fridge full house and not go to soups in a bag!! Know 3. Lady ....... you fuck off and she bought her bag under the Eiffel Tower ... to me the French are well on your ass ......)
Leone is what the customer with a wink to his wife and complacent in sable furs extinct (the last copies are now devoid of life, clinging to this humpback whale) decreed "Ah finally you also have decided to adopt these biodegradable bags ...."
cattle look of the cashier who does not want to encourage the wide-mouthed frogs ....
"We in Milan since 1920 we use biodegradable bags .. Your smell our scented with fragrances of the garden and are sponsored by great designers ... since 1900 when we still do not know what had we realized the garbage collection (reference: the type of organic waste they dispose of droppings in Liguria ?).... we respect nature (nature gave you sympathy and understanding: why have you rejected?) and ' environment ... we are too far from us and everything is recycled (vedo. ...)..... were waiting forward to your ingresso nel mondo civile... bla..bla..bla...."
Quando tira fuori il portafoglio la cassiera si accorge che è in pelo di cavallino scuoiato vivo con riporti in zanna di elefante........
"No i sacchetti non me li dia... costano troppo qui da voi ho portato i miei da casa"
Per il nuovo anno... nuove performance all'insegna della cafonaggine più sfrenata per questi ecclettici clienti....il pubblico li aspetta con ansia e le cassiere non vedono l'ora di servire un Leone e fargli una ola in barriera casse........
Segno Vergine
Altro che inossidabile, that other unassailable. Our friend of the Virgin is painfully shy and insecure and tends to mask his indecision with a confidence that is far from having ....
Lady on mobile "Yes ... I told you ... I told him to go to hell ... you know ..... sorry but the tills at the supermarket ..... " (Apologies to the other party is not the cashier who is watching from half an hour trying unsuccessfully to spray ...)
"Look, I pass the first " glass stuff? "(Good morning .. . .....)
this unknown "Hello lady .... Excuse me? "
" No I do not We speak with that stupid ...... I'm sorry but I do not want to know ... You tell him ....." piercing gaze of the cashier to take the phone to the lady and we would throw shooting, could have any weapon ......
"I go first to the jars and detergents I put them in the basket? "
" Yes ma'am ... I just wanted to pass these artichokes in the balance .... where are the glasses and the detergent? "
" So as we are okay ...? I have to pay from the expense and do not have time ....."
"Madam, where are the cans?" (shit, now I spit the gum on the credit card, the stick on the glass shelf and we play ; shooting gallery Staples and see if you stop ....)
"After spending ... are at the bottom of expenditure" s. .... ignore the annoyed tone (in that it ignores some manners I assume from birth ....)
After spending? Jesus' first six meters of the scanner ..... ......
(put them in pole position, the jars, was too intelligent not it? Never overdo it in life ... if the phone is being a scientist, put the jar first, it's really too .......)
'm getting ready to go back and forth between the case and the end of the roller when ....
"Wait a moment ......." off the phone from the ear, looks at me and decided
screams "put me through even the bags?" (the "please" this strange .....)
"Take them well lady, are small or large?
"All right then at five ... hello, hello"
"Lady bags are large or small?"
liveliness of the stone on the shoreline ....
"I do not know"
"How many ?"...
"I do not know ....... the cans are under ........" sole expression of just thrown in a pan ..... (But we do or are you there? you're taking the piss? No, tell me so that I set and I pretend not to know why I'm here and I also keep phone eh ?.....)
For these clients ... what to say .. a bit of common sense would not hurt ..... and maybe two lines of education ........
sign Libra
Refined and conceited, conciliatory and just, the true scale is above all an artist ......
Customer Balance is looking at the cashier with a smile, singing a melodious "Do you remember me?" The
cashier looks at him and makes his mind about local life, from childhood to the present, but this gentleman does not appear to be no memory ....... "I went last week and bought a cake on offer ...."
The cashier looks at him and is about to exclaim, "Of course .... we sold a panettone without candied December 16 at 14.45 .... Of course I remember you had an Eskimo ... which lacked the zip and had brought the bags home from a slight tic ...... enlivened the left eye and I remember it was blowing my nose repeatedly tell me ...... well .. .. " imbacalita but remains with the same expression of an octopus just out of the freezer to set the client is hoping joking and laughing at us from time to time ......
"Today I did not find that brand and I had to take another ....." resentful expression
(No, not kidding: we want to talk to a good psychiatrist that can make us overcome this difficult time?)
For 2011, these customers the ability to understand that I'm not the cashier in the shop under "Casa Banana", the one where everyone is called by name and we do sit down and talk at the expense of talking about this and that .... who passes by me ten times eleven puffing to dentures and ill tapping the nail polish on the shelf or simply dirty in a frantic dance of urgency ... I sputtered on its claims in a draw a bull that breathed hell ...... throw me his membership card on the face as Briatore throw the keys to the Ferrari at the Hilton chauffeur ......... I checked the rest murmuring, "even machines can go wrong ......." sigh!
sign Scorpio
Feared, hated and most desired, the Scorpion is the most talked about sign of the Zodiac. Is said to be a magical sign, and terribly vindictive pissed .......
Place of hearing: a magnet for all the pain in the ass that roam in the neighborhood without having anything to do ... A kilometer queue of phenomena that snort waiting their turn.
At one point a little boy about 7 / 8 years is close to the door and air links to the frantic cries: "Do you speak Inglese?"
The poor now think of a foreign child in the confusion persos from "The Day After" shaking all over the hypermarket ..... already imagine a desperate mother who goes through the hypermarket aisles shouting "james! ! where are you trying to keep ?"....... il bimbetto rosso in viso e confuso....
"Baby you're with someone ? Where is your mother?" bambino sei con qualcuno, dov'è la tua mamma?
Il bambino continua a fissarla ed a ripetere "Do you speak english?"
La nostra collega comincia ad agitarsi e continua ad interrogare il bambino mentre serve i clienti sempre più nervosi .....
"You want me call your mother here?" vuoi che chiami la tua mamma qui?
The little robot continues unperturbed to repeat "Do you speak Inglese?"
at some point, after a good half hour of back and forth, and when the colleague now seems determined to call off the microphone "English is the mother of the child pending the listening," the dwarf explodes in a hearty laugh and turned to my colleague's screams "Have you noticed that I'm taking the piss?"
(no, I noticed that you're taking the piss small bimbominkia
...... see if you find you from Patton, which is coming straight at you cozzetto, that che ti sposterà di mezzo metro... quel tanto che basterà a farti sbattere la testina contro la prima parete.....)... frena l'impulso di prendere a sberle il piccolo idiota e gli digrigna i denti sibilando un "Vedi di andare a fare un giretto bimbo che io ho da fare"......
Lo osserva ridere di gusto pensando che sarebbe meglio eliminarli da piccoli......da grandi saranno clienti perfetti per questo supermercato
Il 2011 porterà nuovi minipirla in erba per tutti i supermercati del mondo... un piccolo lobot (da lobotomizzato), magari figlio Art, you break your balls while you're working on is priceless .......
sign Sagittarius
Funny and a little gluttons, true Sagittarius obey only one master, the god of freedom. Like the mythical centaurs, going on long walks in the countryside in search of adventure and new love.
festive morning post .... Public scarce but several open cases in anticipation of the tsunami's Eve ...... I'm arming the biodegradable bags all cases when the case comes up to me 23
an old woman, raincoat wool cap, and that trascinando una borsa con rotelle si ferma e mi sorride....
Mi volto con 50 sacchetti in mano e la guardo, le sorrido anche io...
"Apre?"
"Buongiorno, no signora......."
"Allora cosa fa lì alla cassa?" (risposta 1. Sto facendo un solitario con i sacchetti........risposta 2. Sto controllando che non ci siano coltelli o armi contundenti che le cassiere si siano portate da casa vinte dalla disperazione.....risposta 3. Stavo aspettando che qualcuno mi rivolgesse una domanda intelligente....)
"Sto rifornendo di sacchetti le casse, signora"
"Well, but I have two pieces could pass ......." (I, I were a man, I have two balls, but she could not disintegrate ?......)
"Ma'am I'm not on duty in this case .... There are several open this morning with very few people queuing ......."
"But she is not doing anything ..."
I look and I can not understand why it does not fall to the ground stiff ..... because my damn not work when you need never .......
around the shoulders and continue to do my work as if nothing had happened .....
"Oh well ...... hello ........" and swinging away with his bag on wheels squeaking
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ............
The 2011 will give a good neurologist at all Sagittarius is a bit of awareness ...... Open your mouth until you know what you are talking about: a concept difficult to implement ... old age is not an excuse for rudeness ......
sign Aquarius
sign of great revolutionaries and artists of 'vanguard' s Aquarius is ruled by Uranus, the planet of transformation. If you never want to bore you, choose to live next to an aquarium.
The aquarium and the client that the request for change of the cashier muttered a "I do not have the last ... I used to coach ........."
The cashier looks at you and demand that this thriller is out of the western Ligurian ET (and especially schools that have attended and that profit) that travels in a carriage fee, by which nursing home is run, and seeing what could very well be wearing pajamas, leans from his position to find out if the poor thing is still in slippers with this cold ....... Then he realizes that Cenerantola means the truck and found that with the resignation of the rampant ignorance of the Italian language between us like an incurable disease is launching a broad smile and a reassuring "Quiet lady .... I have given them the rest "Then the customer
aquarium is run:" I'm the discount nutritional value? " (Eeeehhhh?) Or "I cut the card?" (I'm a thief?), "I cancel the shareholder?" (I am a serial killer?) "Look, if I have money?" (I am an ATM?) All ways of saying who report a willingness to take advantage of the instant rebate on the points accumulated with the membership card ...... It is up to the cashier to interpret the various Caucasian languages \u200b\u200branging from pure silane by Tibetan Bergamo old ... and not only the languages \u200b\u200bbut the concepts are painstakingly implemented by any human being with normal qi ...... For all aquariums filled with dictionaries and a 2011 command of the language not only to say bullshit and raise air gums ...... 
sign
The native fish of Pisces is gentle, sensitive and generous, but not caused his anger for no reason why you would pay a dear and dumb like a 'fish'.
arrives in case a lady dressed all in white, Moonbootica feet and a semi-asphyxiated poodle under his arm ..... cotonata with a head that seems carved in sunflower ... And stares at me blankly when I ask "has the membership card ... Good morning ma'am?" continues unabated to stare without the breath of life ..... I think it is deaf and pretending nothing (because in addition to the hair to be sculpted nell'unto several days that a bar of soap is not addressed to her a greeting) pass its spending quickly enough .......
"There are 50 € e 46 centesimi"
La nebbia dietro agli occhi e la stessa vivacità di un pitone......
"Sono 50 euro e 46 centesimi...... ha i 46 centesimi signora?"
La bisunta apre la bocca (non vi descrivo quello che vedo perchè mi siete simpatici) e fruga nella borsa.... ne tira fuori un borsellino di pelle nera (almeno credo che sia nera.....) che si mette in bocca e comincia a sistemare la spesa nei sacchetti.......
Io la guardo e guardo la cliente successiva che è sull'orlo di una crisi isterica......
"Signora, mi scusi, sono 50 euro e 46....ha i 46 centesimi?" ( e magari anche i 50 visto che non hai ancora mosso un dito verso il portafoglio...)
Mi guarda e scuote la testa, sempre col borsellino in bocca, come un cane che non vuole mollare l'osso....
Aspetto ancora un attimo e la sciatta butta sulla cassa un cento euro e rimane lì...col borsellino in bocca a fissarmi... Un vuoto a perdere......
Dò il resto alla "assente" che rimane ancora un attimo lì a riflettere e poi si allontana lentamente........
Non so cosa predire ai pesci per l'anno nuovo...... nella palla che sto guardando c'è un pò di nebbia.......
E adesso vorrei augurare un buon anno nuovo a tutti quanti... Alle mie colleghe che mi hanno fatto sentire a mio agio in questi mesi e non mi hanno mai fatto pesare il provenire da un diverso ambiente di lavoro..... A chi mi ha sostenuto il morale nel passaggio dagli uffici alle casse......Ai clienti gentili e ben educati (e ce ne sono tanti) Buon anno al signore gentilissimo che in una mattinata di qualche mese fa mi ha soccorso in un calo di pressione che mi ha fatto schiattare sulla sedia in cassa e ancora , dopo mesi, quando passa mi chiede "Allora sta meglio adesso?" ......Buon anno the lady giving me convinced that the verification of € 100 Cash seeing that I had given 50 as I was sure I would like to apologize now and again when it passes by me !!!!! Happy New Year to Granny that brings me sweets and tenderness that makes his toothless smile .......
Happy New Year to those that I consider more friends than colleagues ..... even though we share many years I'm happy and I feel lucky to have you around ....... Happy New Year to my two friends of the trio for Brenda ... thanks girls !!!!!!!
Happy New Year to the hard core, the wife of Prince St. and the small but fetentissima T. ....... thanks girls !!!!!
Happy New Year to my two trusted advisors F. & V. ... without you, my blog would be poorer ........
Happy New Year to all brothers and sisters who share with me this job and know what it means to resist .......... There stimoooooo brothers !!!!!!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!!!!!
DIMENTICATEMIIIIIIIIIII NOT !!!!!!!! (I wanted an ending that makes the emotion ...... Renato Zero is the tear? No ?.... oh well ....)
Jains 
Well ..... I had a moment of clarity, we will have self-mocking, but I think the joy is very more therapeutic then I see the sadness of resume once the logical sense of this blog: a laugh at anyone who passes this way .....
; In this direction, because ultimately most of my clients buckles magical gifts of clairvoyance and Firmly convinced that I am the sister of his cousin as well as the magician Otelma Forest and then as well as a & Pozzi Ginori (see relatives that I find myself), genetically disposed to make predictions (in her when they get the tomatoes?), guessing prices (the price can not understand when I say how important are fennel?), ultrasound capture only we can hear the cashier, I am going to put on his glasses (they are practically blind and I consider it an advantage, I would sometimes be no hearing and above all, on occasion, dell'olfatto) e guardare nella palla di vetro per scoprire cosa porterà il 2011 alle varie categorie di clienti...... Suddivise per segno zodiacale "virtuale" e per altre caratteristiche che naturalmente niente hanno a che vedere con quelle dei veri segni (dei quali io non so una emerita cippa dato che non mi interessano le previsioni zodiacali... Io classifico la mia giornata dal buongiorno... Vi faccio un esempio pratico? .... Esco di primo mattino per andare al lavoro e appena metto il naso fuori dal portone inizia a piovere ma io non ho preso l'ombrello? Non mi accorgo di una pozzanghera e ci entro dentro stile Tania Cagnotto con tutte e due gli stivali fino alle ginocchia? Il primo cliente the day the smell of wet dog, is charged with 50 € spent 1:50, did not know what the coins and the more you complain about bags? It will be a shitty day .... It usually guesses always .....) Follow me on this tour and do not regret it ........
sign Aries I born of the sign 'Aries have the same vehemence and their motto is 'everything now'. Those belonging to this sign I call the "Geriatric Terminator's" third age "to combat" wildly anxious, wander like lost souls in any lane of the neuro, slumped on their trucks an hour before opening, at 8 am -2 ° with the sun in front of the barred gates of the supermarket, spreading clouds of discontent and maliciously targeting the nearby carriage thinking to beat him on the shoot as soon as the doors begin to open ....... Geriatric's pain in the ass I have graduated with an honorary master spin doctors in Lombard with a thesis entitled "In my day ......".......
A terminator ram arriva velocissima alle 9.03 in punto, mi lancia sulla cassa un buono da 1 euro e passa oltre con il suo sacchetto sponsorizzato pieno di caramelle e cioccolate.......
"Buongiorno signora, vogliamo passare gli articoli in promozione?"
"Le ho dato il buono......"
La guardo e sento che il destino ci premia o ci castiga a seconda di quello che siamo stati in vite precendenti, io devo essere stata un boia, una escort o una politica....Forse tutte e tre le cose insieme adesso che la guardo meglio...
"Quindi signora? La si paga per portare a casa gli articoli in promozione?"
"EH?.......Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh....... already .. excuse me ... I have to pay them chocolates and candies "
Well, good, let's connect the neurological circuits have to be in the morning to early afternoon okay ?.....
The sign of belonging to ' Ram 2011 will have a clear code of expectations ... and the gates will open magically on their arrival and any cashier will cause them to proceed quickly over the barrier with a smile .... as long as they behave within the bounds of decency and not to ask ; 21:10 in the afternoon of Christmas Eve "But tomorrow you are closed?" and the gaze of the cashier, smiling from Robocop hesitant murmur ".... And the day after tomorrow? "because allora prevedo come minimo una testata anestetizzante .......
Sensibile, intelligente e gentile, il vero Toro si infuria per un solo motivo: la gelosia. Toccategli qualcosa di suo e .... si salvi chi può!!
Il cliente Toro è quello che si presenta alla cassa con la spesa già insacchettata..... I deperibili nelle borse frigo sigillate e il resto nei sacchetti o nelle scatole di cartone, tutto costruito stile Lego:ogni pezzo si incastra con l'altro in un blocco unico e indissolubile... La cassiera lo osserva come farebbe con un geco sul muro di casa e lui non abbassa gli eyes, not ashamed but I defy anyone to "touch" your spending .......
The cashier stares at him for an incalculable time, suddenly emits a hissing rattlesnake style, takes the bag from the bottom and with a lightning movement as traumatic remove all contents on the roller staring into the eyes the phenomenon becomes jaundiced yellow, but shall not object to the scanner, the receipt and the evil fate ....
If the cashier is a "Scazzieri" (see post cashier's land) throw away boxes and bags of trash garbage without batting an eye to the grievances of the client, otherwise it will look funny and painfully the same places all the shopping bags in the supermarket and cursing its employees ........
The 2011 will cost the Bulls the most diverse and well arranged on the rollers ... via the stalactites waving at each feed, via the board of ham or take away from the roll to the floor Coccolini giant ... bag hidden away under mountains of goods and handkerchiefs were folded as in the press of the ironing .... .. a new year full of reasoning and respect for others ....... YES WE CAN? unfortunately is a question and not a certainty ....
sign Gemini Those born under the sign of Gemini are always curious about everything and everyone and are able to grasp with intelligence occazioni conducive to that life offers. The client of this sign traveling as a couple ... Usually the wife is the impulse that even before the cashier has come to her, takes the lightning-splitter next customer and lies on the roller with the whole arm to mark his territory, moving the goods before and after with a style "frog" in order to make it clear that it is embracing that Trulli is decomposed your spending .... Invariably, just before it reaches the cashier at the forearm and the claws to scan for the poor is distracted and lose those four or five articles in the receipt of the customer that the foregoing under the gaze of the cashier who dreams of Lucifer fit them divider down the trachea .........
For the customer, "twin" a prosperous year for new roads and evolution of communication ..... a year that brings the awareness that it is removing the divider "next customer" and even throwing various items before the face of the cashier or stealthily pushing up above the drawer that that should being able to do, open to giving change, that it makes work easier and saves valuable time, but it bothers the worker and makes you dislike whatever ........
Full of artistic, affectionate and playful, independent and unpredictable, Cancer is something of a cat of the Zodiac. It seems lazy and sleepy, but like a good cat, is always ready to pounce.
cancer The customer is the one that comes in hand with his grandson screaming loudly in the seat of trolley with a toy car in his hand and continues to repeat a mantra soporific "Come on Riccardino, now you have to give the toy car to the lady who serves us and go away" with the rising tone of any cell phone ringer up to the limit whose grandmother and grandson yelling at the same level, five notches ... the maximum ... Too bad he still has ten customers that in front of her, not at all softened by the wine-colored boy that shakes the tonsils as a kind of siren, fire trucks, do not deign to look neither to give up their position in queue and also the cashier does not accelerate the pace of a comma (formerly enough support) despite the soliloquy of the grandmother and infant decibel URL ...
Customers of this new year will mark the resignation of staying in line with or without niece newsboy ... without claiming privileged position just because it carries a "disturbing element ".....
Dynamics and proud, creative and caring, the real Leone wants only one thing: having a throne of its own.
The customer or the customer lion are the most feared by the cashier over the world for their theatricality, the presuppositional and mischief that makes them .. Typical customers
Leone Lombardy and Piedmont with occasional Roman ...... and some occasional Ligurian hinterland that borders .......
The customer is the lion came to the cashier with a bag of Louis Vuitton's new trinca and compliments of the cashier confessed "knows, is an exclusive model ... I bought it in Paris," then, recovering herself of the moment confidence, the cashier looks like a chihuahua poop on the sidewalk and decrees "Of course her on her salary as a grant if not will never allow ....." (1 answer. "Sure the lady that I can allow ... I do the work of the second escort ... maybe her husband gave it to me! Reply 2. "Of course not ... we only cashier bags made in china ..... but we have a fridge full house and not go to soups in a bag!! Know 3. Lady ....... you fuck off and she bought her bag under the Eiffel Tower ... to me the French are well on your ass ......)
Leone is what the customer with a wink to his wife and complacent in sable furs extinct (the last copies are now devoid of life, clinging to this humpback whale) decreed "Ah finally you also have decided to adopt these biodegradable bags ...."
cattle look of the cashier who does not want to encourage the wide-mouthed frogs ....
"We in Milan since 1920 we use biodegradable bags .. Your smell our scented with fragrances of the garden and are sponsored by great designers ... since 1900 when we still do not know what had we realized the garbage collection (reference: the type of organic waste they dispose of droppings in Liguria ?).... we respect nature (nature gave you sympathy and understanding: why have you rejected?) and ' environment ... we are too far from us and everything is recycled (vedo. ...)..... were waiting forward to your ingresso nel mondo civile... bla..bla..bla...."
Quando tira fuori il portafoglio la cassiera si accorge che è in pelo di cavallino scuoiato vivo con riporti in zanna di elefante........
"No i sacchetti non me li dia... costano troppo qui da voi ho portato i miei da casa"
Per il nuovo anno... nuove performance all'insegna della cafonaggine più sfrenata per questi ecclettici clienti....il pubblico li aspetta con ansia e le cassiere non vedono l'ora di servire un Leone e fargli una ola in barriera casse........
Altro che inossidabile, that other unassailable. Our friend of the Virgin is painfully shy and insecure and tends to mask his indecision with a confidence that is far from having ....
Lady on mobile "Yes ... I told you ... I told him to go to hell ... you know ..... sorry but the tills at the supermarket ..... " (Apologies to the other party is not the cashier who is watching from half an hour trying unsuccessfully to spray ...)
"Look, I pass the first " glass stuff? "(Good morning .. . .....)
this unknown "Hello lady .... Excuse me? "
" No I do not We speak with that stupid ...... I'm sorry but I do not want to know ... You tell him ....." piercing gaze of the cashier to take the phone to the lady and we would throw shooting, could have any weapon ......
"I go first to the jars and detergents I put them in the basket? "
" Yes ma'am ... I just wanted to pass these artichokes in the balance .... where are the glasses and the detergent? "
" So as we are okay ...? I have to pay from the expense and do not have time ....."
"Madam, where are the cans?" (shit, now I spit the gum on the credit card, the stick on the glass shelf and we play ; shooting gallery Staples and see if you stop ....)
"After spending ... are at the bottom of expenditure" s. .... ignore the annoyed tone (in that it ignores some manners I assume from birth ....)
After spending? Jesus' first six meters of the scanner ..... ......
(put them in pole position, the jars, was too intelligent not it? Never overdo it in life ... if the phone is being a scientist, put the jar first, it's really too .......)
'm getting ready to go back and forth between the case and the end of the roller when ....
"Wait a moment ......." off the phone from the ear, looks at me and decided
screams "put me through even the bags?" (the "please" this strange .....)
"Take them well lady, are small or large?
"All right then at five ... hello, hello"
"Lady bags are large or small?"
liveliness of the stone on the shoreline ....
"I do not know"
"How many ?"...
"I do not know ....... the cans are under ........" sole expression of just thrown in a pan ..... (But we do or are you there? you're taking the piss? No, tell me so that I set and I pretend not to know why I'm here and I also keep phone eh ?.....)
For these clients ... what to say .. a bit of common sense would not hurt ..... and maybe two lines of education ........
sign Libra
Refined and conceited, conciliatory and just, the true scale is above all an artist ......
Customer Balance is looking at the cashier with a smile, singing a melodious "Do you remember me?" The
cashier looks at him and makes his mind about local life, from childhood to the present, but this gentleman does not appear to be no memory ....... "I went last week and bought a cake on offer ...."
The cashier looks at him and is about to exclaim, "Of course .... we sold a panettone without candied December 16 at 14.45 .... Of course I remember you had an Eskimo ... which lacked the zip and had brought the bags home from a slight tic ...... enlivened the left eye and I remember it was blowing my nose repeatedly tell me ...... well .. .. " imbacalita but remains with the same expression of an octopus just out of the freezer to set the client is hoping joking and laughing at us from time to time ......
"Today I did not find that brand and I had to take another ....." resentful expression
(No, not kidding: we want to talk to a good psychiatrist that can make us overcome this difficult time?)
For 2011, these customers the ability to understand that I'm not the cashier in the shop under "Casa Banana", the one where everyone is called by name and we do sit down and talk at the expense of talking about this and that .... who passes by me ten times eleven puffing to dentures and ill tapping the nail polish on the shelf or simply dirty in a frantic dance of urgency ... I sputtered on its claims in a draw a bull that breathed hell ...... throw me his membership card on the face as Briatore throw the keys to the Ferrari at the Hilton chauffeur ......... I checked the rest murmuring, "even machines can go wrong ......." sigh!
sign Scorpio
Feared, hated and most desired, the Scorpion is the most talked about sign of the Zodiac. Is said to be a magical sign, and terribly vindictive pissed .......
Place of hearing: a magnet for all the pain in the ass that roam in the neighborhood without having anything to do ... A kilometer queue of phenomena that snort waiting their turn.
At one point a little boy about 7 / 8 years is close to the door and air links to the frantic cries: "Do you speak Inglese?"
The poor now think of a foreign child in the confusion persos from "The Day After" shaking all over the hypermarket ..... already imagine a desperate mother who goes through the hypermarket aisles shouting "james! ! where are you trying to keep ?"....... il bimbetto rosso in viso e confuso....
"Baby you're with someone ? Where is your mother?" bambino sei con qualcuno, dov'è la tua mamma?
Il bambino continua a fissarla ed a ripetere "Do you speak english?"
La nostra collega comincia ad agitarsi e continua ad interrogare il bambino mentre serve i clienti sempre più nervosi .....
"You want me call your mother here?" vuoi che chiami la tua mamma qui?
The little robot continues unperturbed to repeat "Do you speak Inglese?"
at some point, after a good half hour of back and forth, and when the colleague now seems determined to call off the microphone "English is the mother of the child pending the listening," the dwarf explodes in a hearty laugh and turned to my colleague's screams "Have you noticed that I'm taking the piss?"
(no, I noticed that you're taking the piss small bimbominkia
...... see if you find you from Patton, which is coming straight at you cozzetto, that che ti sposterà di mezzo metro... quel tanto che basterà a farti sbattere la testina contro la prima parete.....)... frena l'impulso di prendere a sberle il piccolo idiota e gli digrigna i denti sibilando un "Vedi di andare a fare un giretto bimbo che io ho da fare"......
Lo osserva ridere di gusto pensando che sarebbe meglio eliminarli da piccoli......da grandi saranno clienti perfetti per questo supermercato
Il 2011 porterà nuovi minipirla in erba per tutti i supermercati del mondo... un piccolo lobot (da lobotomizzato), magari figlio Art, you break your balls while you're working on is priceless .......
sign Sagittarius
Funny and a little gluttons, true Sagittarius obey only one master, the god of freedom. Like the mythical centaurs, going on long walks in the countryside in search of adventure and new love.
festive morning post .... Public scarce but several open cases in anticipation of the tsunami's Eve ...... I'm arming the biodegradable bags all cases when the case comes up to me 23
an old woman, raincoat wool cap, and that trascinando una borsa con rotelle si ferma e mi sorride....
Mi volto con 50 sacchetti in mano e la guardo, le sorrido anche io...
"Apre?"
"Buongiorno, no signora......."
"Allora cosa fa lì alla cassa?" (risposta 1. Sto facendo un solitario con i sacchetti........risposta 2. Sto controllando che non ci siano coltelli o armi contundenti che le cassiere si siano portate da casa vinte dalla disperazione.....risposta 3. Stavo aspettando che qualcuno mi rivolgesse una domanda intelligente....)
"Sto rifornendo di sacchetti le casse, signora"
"Well, but I have two pieces could pass ......." (I, I were a man, I have two balls, but she could not disintegrate ?......)
"Ma'am I'm not on duty in this case .... There are several open this morning with very few people queuing ......."
"But she is not doing anything ..."
I look and I can not understand why it does not fall to the ground stiff ..... because my damn not work when you need never .......
around the shoulders and continue to do my work as if nothing had happened .....
"Oh well ...... hello ........" and swinging away with his bag on wheels squeaking
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ............
The 2011 will give a good neurologist at all Sagittarius is a bit of awareness ...... Open your mouth until you know what you are talking about: a concept difficult to implement ... old age is not an excuse for rudeness ......
sign Capricorn
patient, stubborn, lonely, Capricorn knows what he wants and always manages to get it, had to wait cents' years!
I'm passing lane of cool when a lady approaches me ...." Cashier (I do not have my name on a job but a "lady" is asking too much? ... If I go to the bank I call the cashier "bank"? if I am in a museum addressed the staff with a "keeper?" and if I go to the bathroom autogrill greet the lady who collects the offerings with a "hostess process?) cashier you could get that high two pieces of Swiss cheese (Leerdammer)?
"Yes ma'am," I lean and I can grab the last two pieces in the bottom of the top shelf "
" But the last two? "Shocked expression .....
" This lady "
" Ah do not want them then who knows what it is they are there ...."
"expire February 23 of next year lady ...... are wrapped in cellophane and then I do not think there are more than a couple of days I'm there "
" I do not want ......( reflects a moment) and then the Swiss cheese is also increased by 50 cents if we did ? Excuse me know ....."
(That's why I did not sleep well last night .... and I to turn them over and ask me why ..... valerian did not even effect us ... I think, when the Swiss cheese adds 50 cents a as a cashier can pretend nothing happened?)
"Goodbye lady has been a pleasure"
The new year I do not know if there will be for the Capricorn to high risk of extinction if they continue to break the Kiwis ( You know the look of the kiwi? round, brown and Pelosetta lends itself to various interpretations, without being vulgar, give a good idea and then there will be a "face Kiwis - the customer instead of being queued outside the group is staring at the cashier like a watching a Formula 1 Grand Prix of waiting for the fatal accident, a graduate of kiwi "- the customer always hear grumbling from him with that" I told you I "that makes us want to see him in a truck in the near future ...... There will always, unfortunately, those who break the Kiwis in a supermarket ... all the" spaccakiwi "new breed of half human and half stracciacoglioni who wanders the aisles hungry looking for a victim on which any download their frustrations and start your day)
patient, stubborn, lonely, Capricorn knows what he wants and always manages to get it, had to wait cents' years!
I'm passing lane of cool when a lady approaches me ...." Cashier (I do not have my name on a job but a "lady" is asking too much? ... If I go to the bank I call the cashier "bank"? if I am in a museum addressed the staff with a "keeper?" and if I go to the bathroom autogrill greet the lady who collects the offerings with a "hostess process?) cashier you could get that high two pieces of Swiss cheese (Leerdammer)?
"Yes ma'am," I lean and I can grab the last two pieces in the bottom of the top shelf "
" But the last two? "Shocked expression .....
" This lady "
" Ah do not want them then who knows what it is they are there ...."
"expire February 23 of next year lady ...... are wrapped in cellophane and then I do not think there are more than a couple of days I'm there "
" I do not want ......( reflects a moment) and then the Swiss cheese is also increased by 50 cents if we did ? Excuse me know ....."
(That's why I did not sleep well last night .... and I to turn them over and ask me why ..... valerian did not even effect us ... I think, when the Swiss cheese adds 50 cents a as a cashier can pretend nothing happened?)
"Goodbye lady has been a pleasure"
The new year I do not know if there will be for the Capricorn to high risk of extinction if they continue to break the Kiwis ( You know the look of the kiwi? round, brown and Pelosetta lends itself to various interpretations, without being vulgar, give a good idea and then there will be a "face Kiwis - the customer instead of being queued outside the group is staring at the cashier like a watching a Formula 1 Grand Prix of waiting for the fatal accident, a graduate of kiwi "- the customer always hear grumbling from him with that" I told you I "that makes us want to see him in a truck in the near future ...... There will always, unfortunately, those who break the Kiwis in a supermarket ... all the" spaccakiwi "new breed of half human and half stracciacoglioni who wanders the aisles hungry looking for a victim on which any download their frustrations and start your day)
sign Aquarius
sign of great revolutionaries and artists of 'vanguard' s Aquarius is ruled by Uranus, the planet of transformation. If you never want to bore you, choose to live next to an aquarium.
The aquarium and the client that the request for change of the cashier muttered a "I do not have the last ... I used to coach ........."
The cashier looks at you and demand that this thriller is out of the western Ligurian ET (and especially schools that have attended and that profit) that travels in a carriage fee, by which nursing home is run, and seeing what could very well be wearing pajamas, leans from his position to find out if the poor thing is still in slippers with this cold ....... Then he realizes that Cenerantola means the truck and found that with the resignation of the rampant ignorance of the Italian language between us like an incurable disease is launching a broad smile and a reassuring "Quiet lady .... I have given them the rest "Then the customer
aquarium is run:" I'm the discount nutritional value? " (Eeeehhhh?) Or "I cut the card?" (I'm a thief?), "I cancel the shareholder?" (I am a serial killer?) "Look, if I have money?" (I am an ATM?) All ways of saying who report a willingness to take advantage of the instant rebate on the points accumulated with the membership card ...... It is up to the cashier to interpret the various Caucasian languages \u200b\u200branging from pure silane by Tibetan Bergamo old ... and not only the languages \u200b\u200bbut the concepts are painstakingly implemented by any human being with normal qi ...... For all aquariums filled with dictionaries and a 2011 command of the language not only to say bullshit and raise air gums ......
sign
The native fish of Pisces is gentle, sensitive and generous, but not caused his anger for no reason why you would pay a dear and dumb like a 'fish'.
arrives in case a lady dressed all in white, Moonbootica feet and a semi-asphyxiated poodle under his arm ..... cotonata with a head that seems carved in sunflower ... And stares at me blankly when I ask "has the membership card ... Good morning ma'am?" continues unabated to stare without the breath of life ..... I think it is deaf and pretending nothing (because in addition to the hair to be sculpted nell'unto several days that a bar of soap is not addressed to her a greeting) pass its spending quickly enough .......
"There are 50 € e 46 centesimi"
La nebbia dietro agli occhi e la stessa vivacità di un pitone......
"Sono 50 euro e 46 centesimi...... ha i 46 centesimi signora?"
La bisunta apre la bocca (non vi descrivo quello che vedo perchè mi siete simpatici) e fruga nella borsa.... ne tira fuori un borsellino di pelle nera (almeno credo che sia nera.....) che si mette in bocca e comincia a sistemare la spesa nei sacchetti.......
Io la guardo e guardo la cliente successiva che è sull'orlo di una crisi isterica......
"Signora, mi scusi, sono 50 euro e 46....ha i 46 centesimi?" ( e magari anche i 50 visto che non hai ancora mosso un dito verso il portafoglio...)
Mi guarda e scuote la testa, sempre col borsellino in bocca, come un cane che non vuole mollare l'osso....
Aspetto ancora un attimo e la sciatta butta sulla cassa un cento euro e rimane lì...col borsellino in bocca a fissarmi... Un vuoto a perdere......
Dò il resto alla "assente" che rimane ancora un attimo lì a riflettere e poi si allontana lentamente........
Non so cosa predire ai pesci per l'anno nuovo...... nella palla che sto guardando c'è un pò di nebbia.......
E adesso vorrei augurare un buon anno nuovo a tutti quanti... Alle mie colleghe che mi hanno fatto sentire a mio agio in questi mesi e non mi hanno mai fatto pesare il provenire da un diverso ambiente di lavoro..... A chi mi ha sostenuto il morale nel passaggio dagli uffici alle casse......Ai clienti gentili e ben educati (e ce ne sono tanti) Buon anno al signore gentilissimo che in una mattinata di qualche mese fa mi ha soccorso in un calo di pressione che mi ha fatto schiattare sulla sedia in cassa e ancora , dopo mesi, quando passa mi chiede "Allora sta meglio adesso?" ......Buon anno the lady giving me convinced that the verification of € 100 Cash seeing that I had given 50 as I was sure I would like to apologize now and again when it passes by me !!!!! Happy New Year to Granny that brings me sweets and tenderness that makes his toothless smile .......
Happy New Year to those that I consider more friends than colleagues ..... even though we share many years I'm happy and I feel lucky to have you around ....... Happy New Year to my two friends of the trio for Brenda ... thanks girls !!!!!!!
Happy New Year to the hard core, the wife of Prince St. and the small but fetentissima T. ....... thanks girls !!!!!
Happy New Year to my two trusted advisors F. & V. ... without you, my blog would be poorer ........
Happy New Year to all brothers and sisters who share with me this job and know what it means to resist .......... There stimoooooo brothers !!!!!!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!!!!!
DIMENTICATEMIIIIIIIIIII NOT !!!!!!!! (I wanted an ending that makes the emotion ...... Renato Zero is the tear? No ?.... oh well ....)
Jains
Friday, December 24, 2010
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Thursday, December 23, 2010
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Dear readers, in the next hours on SantandreaBlog some photos of last night's snowfall. For now, it takes a few
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"anticipation".
Thursday, December 16, 2010
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BUON NATALE......
There is an old ... an elderly person who looks at the cashier babbling gibberish with dazed eyes and look in vain for the forgotten purse somewhere ... people in the queue from that mishap impatient look that wastes valuable time and the cashier tries to console him but does not know how to help this distinguished as it has already closed the ticket ... There is a girl that I am serving in the chest near ... is a foreigner ... is young and looks embarrassed this poor man who does not know what to do but apologize .... You pay me quickly how much you spend ... She approaches and asks the cashier what you spend the next client ..... gives the cashier the money and spending the old man and his smile .... Here it is Christmas for me ... the smile of a stranger to a man in trouble ...... We have much to learn from those who are not afraid to "waste" five minutes (which will never be wasted but well spent) from those who have nothing but nothing that is willing to share it with anyone who needs ..... .. And I'm sure that Christmas will be warmed by the memory of this man's smile this girl on a cold winter morning ........ Merry Christmas to all .......
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Desert Eagle Blueprints
CARO BABBO NATALE...letterina di una cassiera
; Dear Santa,
Jain .... you are right I do not pretend not to know .. I'm the one in the past has asked you a couple of tits third measure .. ... a neighbor who looked like Will Smith and a work environment .. how to say .. a little more cool ... in the sense that a foreman or even vaguely resembling a colleague Raul Bova and Gabriel Garko would not mind .... it would be more willing to work and would have an incentive to that kindness so we recommend that you use ... Caracalla is what a drunk troll with a stack of baskets down the aisles of my supermarket ........ stunned by the turn, you own her (you might even be a little nicer though, is good for you is a bad time but you know what I'm going through .....) I need to send a note to ask some favor .... No, not material gifts to those I'll ... I wish I could send from your privileged position to give away two or three ... trivial things that you do not take away time or energy but are very important for me:
, 1. Could you deal with (but has made the tree or nativity ... I do not know if it distinguishes the two poor things) the nice lady comes one day at a chest with a pocket of Modigliani which lacks a price and to my "I call an employee" immediately asks me "But the clerk how long will it take to arrive?" (Answer 1. It 's like asking what the weather will be tomorrow at noon in the Ligurian hinterland, that chip only I know what it takes? It's not a region that has time and preset stations ..... depends if it is This or paused, if it is marked close to the case ready to shoot or trots strange in a distant point of the store .... Answer 2. So now it's fuckin 'around with a colleague in stock ... Bearing in mind that textiles should avoid starting from lane seven trucks, responding to 15 requests and avoid imaginative four old ladies are sure to be in front of her in three minutes and seven seconds!! Makes it to resist so many ladies?) After 30 seconds the lady can not do it and begins with an "I'm going to get a book the same, but with the price" ... I admire you sister ... Back with a Zanichelli from 40 € to my questions and looked at me astonished and says "Well can not remove the sticker with the price of this book and put it on my ?".... here could be understand that this lady is not quite the same thing? a sole that is not equal to an octopus although both fish ..... a mussel is not an oyster while being both at sea ... a madman is not equal to people without disabilities with regard to the neurons? You may find under the tree to make this lady the ability to distinguish a pine from a peanut from a cashier .. idiot .. a paperback from a dictionary and a price to another? thanks, I shall be grateful for life
2. Could you make it clear to most customers when kindly ask "Has the membership card?" I do not want nor sell or offer them anything and it is therefore unnecessary for me to answer "no thanks "?....... Thanks for what? Teach them to bestow the graces, the merits and good morning when it really is time to use it ... If it helps in filling the bags, for example .... if I greet them smiling when they come in hand with the expression of who is waiting his turn at the dentist .... How do you say? I'm asking you to bestow a little education? It is just that .. it disappeared from circulation and no longer knows how to find it ...... can you?
3. Vorrei che tu lasciassi una callista sotto l'albero alla simpatica signora che, in compagnia del marito, ho incrociato nella corsia dei surgelati e che con voce squillante mi ha urlato "Cassiera, dove sono le birre?" e quando le ho spiegato che si trovavano agli antipodi rispetto a noi l'arzilla, fino ad un attimo prima, con aria agonizzante mi mormora "Ma se le dico il nome della birra potrebbe andare a prenderla lei che io ho calluses that make me bad? "(when I say that I have a paralysis of the middle finger - I get stiff spontaneously while the rest of the hand closes when meeting clients as she could go ......- cash instead of me lady?)
4. You may find under the tree to make the most of our customers with a barcode and be taken care of for life?
make them understand that as they pull up from the pallet into the aisle to cart the burden of six bottles mineral water may well, in the case, replicate instead of asking all times, even had ten bags of cat litter for twenty pounds or a hundred pounds of pellets for the stove: "I have to throw it to him on the water ? "and accuse scoliosis .. .. lumbago tennis elbow ... trigeminal nerve paresis ..... facial and every symptom imaginable to avoid taking these six bottles of cock (when we only want us vo) and beat on the roll? We have six thousand types of mineral water ..... I can not know their codes ean by heart ... I know that in Turin or Milan do not you do the pull up, but I also put the car in the parking lot and give you a pack of plastic cups with the ' portrait of Santa Claus sings Jingle Bells in 13 different languages \u200b\u200b...... I know how much they cost six bottles of water but I NEED THE BAR CODE ... those tiny crosswalks that are in the bottom of the bottle frequently directed inwards from the outside so that the poor cashier not veda un emerita cippa e minacci di rovinare la confezione sotto lo sguardo terrorrizzato del cliente di turno che preferirebbe buttare la moglie dentro ad un compattatore qualsiasi piuttosto che vedersi rovinare la confezione delle sei bottiglie sei........
E' inutile ripetere all'infinito e per qualsiasi articolo "Costa 2 euro"... gli articoli non si differenziano per prezzo altrimenti un'orata sarebbe identica ad un libro di Bruno Vespa, un tanga leopardato ad un rosso di Montalcino..una salsa tonnata ad una soletta per scarpe...L'inventario sarebbe una divertente Bingo day .....( E 'release something to the 2:36 Various Kinds? Nothing in chemistry who can offer more? ... here is the charge of the fish .... a trout?. ... AWARDED !!!!.... un'applauso enthusiastic roars and all the staff sitting at the tables).
Articles differ with barcode ?????? .... it is clear
Once and for all let's take a concrete example
Proof reviews standard
SUPERMARKET PINCOPALLO
Price 2:36
1 pinch baking
6 cans coca cola
1 anchovy in oil
a toothpaste
2 pencil eraser
a chicken leg loose
2 puffs empty
a bowl
Price 5 €
pajamas in a fake biodegradable fabric
2 kisses lady with a fake chocolate
alarm
8 blueberry yogurt mixed taste
1 piece Parmesan cheese three hours
1 tagliacalli manual
48.88 Total
bye and thanks !!!!!!!
With a bill like that I challenge anyone to spend the night in the vicinity of the box, checking the various items, with glasses on the tip of the nose and the air from Columbo (the cross-eyed), suspicious that the cashier, inscrutable (a sphinx), continued its monotonous work without batting an eye .........
5. You could bestow pearls of wisdom under the trees of some people ... some fast connection brain-vocal ...... It would need the lady who met a colleague of mine at cash machines' s apostrophe with an "Are you the hypermarket?
a response. "No ma'am, I always go around with this orange vest that said" Self boxes "and I like to run through the boxes looking for thrills, watching the customers and their spending and risking a lynching strokes of a 2 liter coca cola as a kind of forked stick from the most nervous who do not like to be seen urgently ........" answer 2. "No ma'am My husband is doing the shopping and I park here at cash machines by putting this orange vest so that it will quickly through the crowd, a great idea right? "response 3." No sir are just passing through ... why? "
6. I'd che tu invogliassi i nostri clienti a sperimentare nuove avventure con la fiducia di chi si affida al suo negozio preferito e non un rancoroso "E brava, le dò la mia carta di credito e lei chissà cosa ci fa......"(guardi non è nè morbida nè soffice altrimenti le confesserei subito cosa ci faccio con la sua carta di credito.... è una cosa che mi viene spontanea ogni volta che incontro clienti come lei......)
Alla cliente che ci guarda perplessa al nostro "signora, adesso le ricariche telefoniche sono online......"
"But I have to go on the computer .... need AIDS (ADSL) or concession (connection)?"
"No woman should only enter the pin that I give him instead of scratching the postcard "
" But I wanted to scratch "
" Please ma'am? "
"I like to scratch" (Jesus did not see that I can do it ... could lead to this kind lady a bit of head lice and perhaps a mixed two ounces of fleas and ticks so that it can continue to happily scratching? ..)
Thanks Santa
for all that you do
so che è un compito arduo e capirò se le cose rimarranno più o meno inalterate........come le mie tette sigh!!!
Con affetto
GIAINA
Jain .... you are right I do not pretend not to know .. I'm the one in the past has asked you a couple of tits third measure .. ... a neighbor who looked like Will Smith and a work environment .. how to say .. a little more cool ... in the sense that a foreman or even vaguely resembling a colleague Raul Bova and Gabriel Garko would not mind .... it would be more willing to work and would have an incentive to that kindness so we recommend that you use ... Caracalla is what a drunk troll with a stack of baskets down the aisles of my supermarket ........ stunned by the turn, you own her (you might even be a little nicer though, is good for you is a bad time but you know what I'm going through .....) I need to send a note to ask some favor .... No, not material gifts to those I'll ... I wish I could send from your privileged position to give away two or three ... trivial things that you do not take away time or energy but are very important for me:
, 1. Could you deal with (but has made the tree or nativity ... I do not know if it distinguishes the two poor things) the nice lady comes one day at a chest with a pocket of Modigliani which lacks a price and to my "I call an employee" immediately asks me "But the clerk how long will it take to arrive?" (Answer 1. It 's like asking what the weather will be tomorrow at noon in the Ligurian hinterland, that chip only I know what it takes? It's not a region that has time and preset stations ..... depends if it is This or paused, if it is marked close to the case ready to shoot or trots strange in a distant point of the store .... Answer 2. So now it's fuckin 'around with a colleague in stock ... Bearing in mind that textiles should avoid starting from lane seven trucks, responding to 15 requests and avoid imaginative four old ladies are sure to be in front of her in three minutes and seven seconds!! Makes it to resist so many ladies?) After 30 seconds the lady can not do it and begins with an "I'm going to get a book the same, but with the price" ... I admire you sister ... Back with a Zanichelli from 40 € to my questions and looked at me astonished and says "Well can not remove the sticker with the price of this book and put it on my ?".... here could be understand that this lady is not quite the same thing? a sole that is not equal to an octopus although both fish ..... a mussel is not an oyster while being both at sea ... a madman is not equal to people without disabilities with regard to the neurons? You may find under the tree to make this lady the ability to distinguish a pine from a peanut from a cashier .. idiot .. a paperback from a dictionary and a price to another? thanks, I shall be grateful for life
make them understand that as they pull up from the pallet into the aisle to cart the burden of six bottles mineral water may well, in the case, replicate instead of asking all times, even had ten bags of cat litter for twenty pounds or a hundred pounds of pellets for the stove: "I have to throw it to him on the water ? "and accuse scoliosis .. .. lumbago tennis elbow ... trigeminal nerve paresis ..... facial and every symptom imaginable to avoid taking these six bottles of cock (when we only want us vo) and beat on the roll? We have six thousand types of mineral water ..... I can not know their codes ean by heart ... I know that in Turin or Milan do not you do the pull up, but I also put the car in the parking lot and give you a pack of plastic cups with the ' portrait of Santa Claus sings Jingle Bells in 13 different languages \u200b\u200b...... I know how much they cost six bottles of water but I NEED THE BAR CODE ... those tiny crosswalks that are in the bottom of the bottle frequently directed inwards from the outside so that the poor cashier not veda un emerita cippa e minacci di rovinare la confezione sotto lo sguardo terrorrizzato del cliente di turno che preferirebbe buttare la moglie dentro ad un compattatore qualsiasi piuttosto che vedersi rovinare la confezione delle sei bottiglie sei........
E' inutile ripetere all'infinito e per qualsiasi articolo "Costa 2 euro"... gli articoli non si differenziano per prezzo altrimenti un'orata sarebbe identica ad un libro di Bruno Vespa, un tanga leopardato ad un rosso di Montalcino..una salsa tonnata ad una soletta per scarpe...L'inventario sarebbe una divertente Bingo day .....( E 'release something to the 2:36 Various Kinds? Nothing in chemistry who can offer more? ... here is the charge of the fish .... a trout?. ... AWARDED !!!!.... un'applauso enthusiastic roars and all the staff sitting at the tables).
Articles differ with barcode ?????? .... it is clear
Once and for all let's take a concrete example
Proof reviews standard
SUPERMARKET PINCOPALLO
Price 2:36
1 pinch baking
6 cans coca cola
1 anchovy in oil
a toothpaste
2 pencil eraser
a chicken leg loose
2 puffs empty
a bowl
Price 5 €
pajamas in a fake biodegradable fabric
2 kisses lady with a fake chocolate
alarm
8 blueberry yogurt mixed taste
1 piece Parmesan cheese three hours
1 tagliacalli manual
48.88 Total
bye and thanks !!!!!!!
With a bill like that I challenge anyone to spend the night in the vicinity of the box, checking the various items, with glasses on the tip of the nose and the air from Columbo (the cross-eyed), suspicious that the cashier, inscrutable (a sphinx), continued its monotonous work without batting an eye .........
5. You could bestow pearls of wisdom under the trees of some people ... some fast connection brain-vocal ...... It would need the lady who met a colleague of mine at cash machines' s apostrophe with an "Are you the hypermarket?
a response. "No ma'am, I always go around with this orange vest that said" Self boxes "and I like to run through the boxes looking for thrills, watching the customers and their spending and risking a lynching strokes of a 2 liter coca cola as a kind of forked stick from the most nervous who do not like to be seen urgently ........" answer 2. "No ma'am My husband is doing the shopping and I park here at cash machines by putting this orange vest so that it will quickly through the crowd, a great idea right? "response 3." No sir are just passing through ... why? "
6. I'd che tu invogliassi i nostri clienti a sperimentare nuove avventure con la fiducia di chi si affida al suo negozio preferito e non un rancoroso "E brava, le dò la mia carta di credito e lei chissà cosa ci fa......"(guardi non è nè morbida nè soffice altrimenti le confesserei subito cosa ci faccio con la sua carta di credito.... è una cosa che mi viene spontanea ogni volta che incontro clienti come lei......)
Alla cliente che ci guarda perplessa al nostro "signora, adesso le ricariche telefoniche sono online......"
"But I have to go on the computer .... need AIDS (ADSL) or concession (connection)?"
"No woman should only enter the pin that I give him instead of scratching the postcard "
" But I wanted to scratch "
" Please ma'am? "
"I like to scratch" (Jesus did not see that I can do it ... could lead to this kind lady a bit of head lice and perhaps a mixed two ounces of fleas and ticks so that it can continue to happily scratching? ..)
Thanks Santa
for all that you do
so che è un compito arduo e capirò se le cose rimarranno più o meno inalterate........come le mie tette sigh!!!
Con affetto
GIAINA
Glory Hole Long Island Women
ends in a draw against derby San Sostene
Envoy Nicola Ranieri
Asd Andreolesi 1 - 1 San Sostene
Scorers: 44 'Frustaglio (SS), 2' St. Mungo (A) The report card
Asd Andreolesi 1 - 1 San Sostene
Scorers: 44 'Frustaglio (SS), 2' St. Mungo (A) The report card
dell'Andreolese: Posca 5.5, Menniti, 5.5, Piroso G. 6.5, Parisi 6.5, 5 Larocca, Primon 5 (S. Papaleo 4.5), heartburn, P. 6, A. Papaleo 6, Riggio 6 (Marasco 5.5), Mungo 6.5, Moscow 6.5. Herds: Portaro
ends in a draw that is the first derby played by two teams in the Second Category. For this reason, probably, the Municipal Stadium grandstand shows gremitissima Davoli. To highlight that both teams are still at home, since its internal dispute the match on the pitch davolese: the system Andreolesi is inadequate, while San Sostene not have a sports field.
Chronicle - The two teams are well placed in the field and confront head on. 11 'Ranieri is outside sansostenese, Posca to engage with a shot at the near post. At 23 ', heartburn, central defender rossoblù, save to a corner dangerously beaten by the men of Mr. Valzecchi.
The two formations are quite nervous and the excellent race director decides to kick off the "festival" of cards: the first to remedy the yellow is the attacker Andreolesi Moscow.
At 30 ', comes a thrill for the San Sostene: Piroso P. making a very good launch from the right, picked up the best from Moscow to cross the conclusion of which, however, only touches the pole.
spent ten minutes and Riggio, inside the area, to commit the best goalkeeper in the San Sostene.
At 42 ', then the show begins Frustaglio former Pietro, outside of good quality, passed in September at the San dall'Andreolese Sostene: good position, however, can not coordinate Frustaglio at best, wasting a wonderful opportunity. At 44 ', however, well served by Ranieri, the side door and made no mistake in his advantage, sparking the delight of many fans sansostenesi.
The second game sees the field population of S. Papaleo instead of Primon. The choice of Mr. Portaro immediately reveals apt, since it was the neo-entered at the 2 ', you see poritere reject the opponent a clear shot on which he may be found ready rejected Mungo, bagging easily. All
be redone, then, for the San argue that, however, does not give up and, in fact, still be close to doubling Frustaglio: his conclusion is stopped right on the goal line. The game is confirmed
intense, with continual upheaval in front of that, however, does not lead to big occasions. Players rossoblù are still quite nervous. Larocca is cautioned twice as many interventions Fouled and must therefore leave the pitch. A few minutes later it's up to
S. Papaleo: The attacker puts down an opponent in midfield and he gets a warning, but his protests lead the referee to eject - had come from just 25 minutes - leaving the team in nine.
The race is now administered by the San claimed that he subsidized the opportunity to move forward, but Frustaglio, left alone, fails to head the pardoning another goal, in fact, his former teammates Andreolesi.
Analysis - A draw for the bitter Andreolesi in front of him training one of the reset from the third category, therefore, committed to safety. Quite different, in fact, are the aims of compaginedi S. Andrea, which is reinforced in this "window" of the market. But, as often happens, the derby has always been a different story ...
Chronicle - The two teams are well placed in the field and confront head on. 11 'Ranieri is outside sansostenese, Posca to engage with a shot at the near post. At 23 ', heartburn, central defender rossoblù, save to a corner dangerously beaten by the men of Mr. Valzecchi.
The two formations are quite nervous and the excellent race director decides to kick off the "festival" of cards: the first to remedy the yellow is the attacker Andreolesi Moscow.
At 30 ', comes a thrill for the San Sostene: Piroso P. making a very good launch from the right, picked up the best from Moscow to cross the conclusion of which, however, only touches the pole.
spent ten minutes and Riggio, inside the area, to commit the best goalkeeper in the San Sostene.
At 42 ', then the show begins Frustaglio former Pietro, outside of good quality, passed in September at the San dall'Andreolese Sostene: good position, however, can not coordinate Frustaglio at best, wasting a wonderful opportunity. At 44 ', however, well served by Ranieri, the side door and made no mistake in his advantage, sparking the delight of many fans sansostenesi.
The second game sees the field population of S. Papaleo instead of Primon. The choice of Mr. Portaro immediately reveals apt, since it was the neo-entered at the 2 ', you see poritere reject the opponent a clear shot on which he may be found ready rejected Mungo, bagging easily. All
be redone, then, for the San argue that, however, does not give up and, in fact, still be close to doubling Frustaglio: his conclusion is stopped right on the goal line. The game is confirmed
intense, with continual upheaval in front of that, however, does not lead to big occasions. Players rossoblù are still quite nervous. Larocca is cautioned twice as many interventions Fouled and must therefore leave the pitch. A few minutes later it's up to
S. Papaleo: The attacker puts down an opponent in midfield and he gets a warning, but his protests lead the referee to eject - had come from just 25 minutes - leaving the team in nine.
The race is now administered by the San claimed that he subsidized the opportunity to move forward, but Frustaglio, left alone, fails to head the pardoning another goal, in fact, his former teammates Andreolesi.
Analysis - A draw for the bitter Andreolesi in front of him training one of the reset from the third category, therefore, committed to safety. Quite different, in fact, are the aims of compaginedi S. Andrea, which is reinforced in this "window" of the market. But, as often happens, the derby has always been a different story ...
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Buy Paul D Acro Inpills The Greatest Herbs
... E SE NON CI VEDIAMO........ BUON NATALE!!!!
; Ah ... I just got the last countdown has begun .... Advent calendar from the atmosphere that takes hold of us all making return children full of fantastic experiences and nostalgic fun is back again this year .... there is a rush to the toy and to decorations ...... the jostling for a hello kitty pajamas, the ...... fight for the carriage and one for the trash ..... balls, lights and chase each other tips on the rollers between the slopes, children and colorful kitchen ...... We all look nicer .. the old lady who plants the basket to score in legs after shouting "Hurry up I care" to one that leaves three packs of toilet paper after you have paid the cashier exclaimed, "But he has seen what has increased access to the paper? "leaving the poor with the unspoken question," but there was no paper in the price? Hoping for a discount bringing it to the cashier? Let's talk about ...."
begins the most beautiful time of year. .. for those children ?...... I do not know ... the slogan adopted by mothers in the group is "Be careful that if you're good Father Christmas brings you toys. .. "and I guess Even children to hate this old lamp s. ....... ignore them at any time of day and night for not wearing a chip only to the poor little angels ... when they build and create special effects on the wallpaper of the new kitchen and food to noon .. escapes without a run if the mother's hand ..... if they try to strangle the younger brother, passing it to a game .. if you plant the chubby little finger in the eye of the stroller next in line ... is not life ... For all other a month and a half psychomotor agitation that will only end when you put your legs under the table to the fateful lunch stracciabilancia ... And for the cashier? What can I say .... all the categories that have the good fortune of having to interact with a broad and diverse audience are preferred by bad luck this time of year, but the cashier, in my opinion, is the place of honor .... Fantozzi classical cloud hangs like a sword of Damocles over our heads these days that are already visible in early November to appear on the rolls of timid subbrand panettone ("lady parts are up to 4 for panettone sottoscosto .. . can not get there in two trucks filled with cash ... and if I am 10 tickets 4 the panettone and baskets ?......) a vaguely vintage ... Never like this turn the our sanity is sorely tested by the continuous succession of events, moods and tails from roller coaster at Gardaland ...
We bear witness and the last gasps of those who, after a grueling marathon cans and trotters .... after an hour or two lived in the Indiana Jones of trucks stacked one on top of or abandoned in front of shelves (See below the chapter devoted to how each of us faces the problem of spending dell'organizzazone), after having dodged tourist groups who meet the aisles, pretending not to see each other for months, without making the case to block the flow the human tide, greet and hug each other in a tangle of baskets and cards (missing a month ... is wish Merry Christmas and when you see tomorrow and the day after and then again every other day until the day before? need a hug turbillion of microbes with people, meet at other times of the year, not worthy of a blink of an eye even under torture?)
decomposed transhumance of velociraptor (customers late spasmodically ever before that their turn will hold out the membership card at arm's length from the knee to your nose and hold it there until you do not threaten, with the look, spit on ......) minopirla with some random (half man, half idiot, which is the funny guy always make the joke that it shows in front of friends and the public and differentiates it from the crowd as a demented serial which society, and especially the cashier, would rather avoid) chase for the lanes in races who have the trendiest shopping cart ......
"Lady weighed these chestnuts?"
"OOOOHHHH I forgot now what? "
" Now I can pay my shopping ... I leave here and go to weigh the chestnuts
...." "Can not you do it?"
"Sure Lady ... ask the 150 people who are behind in the queue if you are okay, and if they are, I'm going to weigh the chestnuts and even the peppers ... maybe even throw out some artichoke which is always good that you say? "
" No ways. .. I queued my friend ... I give you the chestnut ... "
"It but his lady friend has to weigh the chestnuts and I can not hold the tail (I could become a grandmother in the time it takes for both to enter the correct code on the bag and attach the sales receipt) ......"
"Ah, yes ... ok, I go "(that's good .......)
"Excuse me .... I found this bag full of free samples free ..... I can take?"
"Where has" found "this bag lady?"
"Mah .... there is a banquet there in the middle ...." (The banquet this unknown: The banquet also known as an exhibitor or chipboard's moment is a very popular breed in all supermarkets where you play with the same frequency of a rabbit ...... as we know the banquet was accustomed to take refuge between lanes when the hypermarket not know where to go or when it's cold outside .... and does so independently ...... I saw Banquet settle down the aisles in a broken down dance ... make friends with each other and engaged in multiple promotions and colorful ....)
, "There is a girl close to the banquet where he "found" this bag lady? "
" No, there is no ... So I take it that I care? "
" No woman can not take it because there is probably a promotion and to have this bag with the gifts you will buy the products you see?
"But if there is no ....." (Eccerto if the banquet is unattended we plunder and collect premiums and cotillion without buying anything and then the cashier who looks at us questioningly whisper a nice "there was no doubt and you will understand ......." ... Indeed, spingiamoci addition, we choose a box cashier to pass without paying for the spending and stop us if we say "Embee? there was no "...)
"I told her colleague that she is sleeping ...." ;.... the most expressive smile (mouth shrank butt chicken ... with lipstick, a grin common to all the ladies pecked in the act)
"Then you see lady? is not vero che non c'è nessuno.... è che "nessuno" è andato in pausa e fra un pò rientrerà....."
"Ma io ho premura....."
"Può lasciare a me il sacchetto, signora, arrivederci e grazie!!!" (EBBASTAAAAAA!!!)
than ever these days swarms of cheering children running along the corridors and leaving footprints empty containers in every corner .... Disneyland noartri makes us' na pippa a colleague of mine would say ...... der Coliseum
A cute little girl in the queue with his mother cackles scramble a stroller with a teddy bear on .... sbattacchia the legs of customers in queue, ran him into dangerous between baskets and jars .... the mother looks at her with a condescending smile on her lips looking smug consensus that no one is going to give it .... Arriving near the cash the stroller has crooked legs and teddy bear dangling from a dying man begging for euthanasia compassionate side ...... The mother, turning to his little daughter "Natasha leave the stroller there and literally snatching it from holy hands laid him in a corner next to the cash ...... The surprised look (can not be true ......) and asked in a faint voice, "but Mrs. the stroller is not his? "and distracted her with the air of a celebrity on vacation" Oh no .... knows it has only done one lap while the child was in the supermarket .......".... I have no comment to make ... I'm still with my mouth open .......
The moments of celebration to induce abnormal behavior in the heat of the moment .... .. At some point I have to go to the bathroom and notice central .... I ask the last man in the queue if it can be said to those who kindly comes after him (and do not question why to me there are still three people in the queue next five hundred that do not move .... not seen the light off on the chest and can not hear my voice screaming siren type Firemen "Lord are closed .... I'm sorry") to say I'm closed ..... Now the various scenes that occur are as follows
Scene 1. "E 'closed? And you thought ......." after three consecutive hours in case the bladder and screaming is always a pleasure to be understood from the crowd ......
scene 2. "I only have these two pieces can not let me pass?" 50 pairs of angry eyes are fixed on me just waiting for me ...... I dare say it would plunge the roller 25 to say "I too have a little" and I could easily do plin plin in the bucket before he could close
scene 3. "Ma'am, I am close"
"Ah is closed ..." and remains standing there with his eyes into space thinking about what a device might devise to overcome this problem ...
"But it sure is closed after the gentleman?"
"Yes Lord, I'm sure ....."
He thinks for a bit then explodes on
; "But I was there just after the Lord ...."
"No ma'am she was not there ...."
Become a matter of principle .....
"I was there ..."
"Okay lady then as I have not seen before and will not see it now after I close the case sir .... you do as you think, okay? (eccheccazzo! !!!!!!)
We bear witness and the last gasps of those who, after a grueling marathon cans and trotters .... after an hour or two lived in the Indiana Jones of trucks stacked one on top of or abandoned in front of shelves (See below the chapter devoted to how each of us faces the problem of spending dell'organizzazone), after having dodged tourist groups who meet the aisles, pretending not to see each other for months, without making the case to block the flow the human tide, greet and hug each other in a tangle of baskets and cards (missing a month ... is wish Merry Christmas and when you see tomorrow and the day after and then again every other day until the day before? need a hug turbillion of microbes with people, meet at other times of the year, not worthy of a blink of an eye even under torture?)
decomposed transhumance of velociraptor (customers late spasmodically ever before that their turn will hold out the membership card at arm's length from the knee to your nose and hold it there until you do not threaten, with the look, spit on ......) minopirla with some random (half man, half idiot, which is the funny guy always make the joke that it shows in front of friends and the public and differentiates it from the crowd as a demented serial which society, and especially the cashier, would rather avoid) chase for the lanes in races who have the trendiest shopping cart ......
"Lady weighed these chestnuts?"
"OOOOHHHH I forgot now what? "
" Now I can pay my shopping ... I leave here and go to weigh the chestnuts
...." "Can not you do it?"
"Sure Lady ... ask the 150 people who are behind in the queue if you are okay, and if they are, I'm going to weigh the chestnuts and even the peppers ... maybe even throw out some artichoke which is always good that you say? "
" No ways. .. I queued my friend ... I give you the chestnut ... "
"It but his lady friend has to weigh the chestnuts and I can not hold the tail (I could become a grandmother in the time it takes for both to enter the correct code on the bag and attach the sales receipt) ......"
"Ah, yes ... ok, I go "(that's good .......)
"Where has" found "this bag lady?"
"Mah .... there is a banquet there in the middle ...." (The banquet this unknown: The banquet also known as an exhibitor or chipboard's moment is a very popular breed in all supermarkets where you play with the same frequency of a rabbit ...... as we know the banquet was accustomed to take refuge between lanes when the hypermarket not know where to go or when it's cold outside .... and does so independently ...... I saw Banquet settle down the aisles in a broken down dance ... make friends with each other and engaged in multiple promotions and colorful ....)
, "There is a girl close to the banquet where he "found" this bag lady? "
" No, there is no ... So I take it that I care? "
" No woman can not take it because there is probably a promotion and to have this bag with the gifts you will buy the products you see?
"But if there is no ....." (Eccerto if the banquet is unattended we plunder and collect premiums and cotillion without buying anything and then the cashier who looks at us questioningly whisper a nice "there was no doubt and you will understand ......." ... Indeed, spingiamoci addition, we choose a box cashier to pass without paying for the spending and stop us if we say "Embee? there was no "...)
"I told her colleague that she is sleeping ...." ;.... the most expressive smile (mouth shrank butt chicken ... with lipstick, a grin common to all the ladies pecked in the act)
"Then you see lady? is not vero che non c'è nessuno.... è che "nessuno" è andato in pausa e fra un pò rientrerà....."
"Ma io ho premura....."
"Può lasciare a me il sacchetto, signora, arrivederci e grazie!!!" (EBBASTAAAAAA!!!)
A cute little girl in the queue with his mother cackles scramble a stroller with a teddy bear on .... sbattacchia the legs of customers in queue, ran him into dangerous between baskets and jars .... the mother looks at her with a condescending smile on her lips looking smug consensus that no one is going to give it .... Arriving near the cash the stroller has crooked legs and teddy bear dangling from a dying man begging for euthanasia compassionate side ...... The mother, turning to his little daughter "Natasha leave the stroller there and literally snatching it from holy hands laid him in a corner next to the cash ...... The surprised look (can not be true ......) and asked in a faint voice, "but Mrs. the stroller is not his? "and distracted her with the air of a celebrity on vacation" Oh no .... knows it has only done one lap while the child was in the supermarket .......".... I have no comment to make ... I'm still with my mouth open .......
The moments of celebration to induce abnormal behavior in the heat of the moment .... .. At some point I have to go to the bathroom and notice central .... I ask the last man in the queue if it can be said to those who kindly comes after him (and do not question why to me there are still three people in the queue next five hundred that do not move .... not seen the light off on the chest and can not hear my voice screaming siren type Firemen "Lord are closed .... I'm sorry") to say I'm closed ..... Now the various scenes that occur are as follows
Scene 1. "E 'closed? And you thought ......." after three consecutive hours in case the bladder and screaming is always a pleasure to be understood from the crowd ......
scene 2. "I only have these two pieces can not let me pass?" 50 pairs of angry eyes are fixed on me just waiting for me ...... I dare say it would plunge the roller 25 to say "I too have a little" and I could easily do plin plin in the bucket before he could close
scene 3. "Ma'am, I am close"
"Ah is closed ..." and remains standing there with his eyes into space thinking about what a device might devise to overcome this problem ...
"But it sure is closed after the gentleman?"
"Yes Lord, I'm sure ....."
He thinks for a bit then explodes on
; "But I was there just after the Lord ...."
"No ma'am she was not there ...."
Become a matter of principle .....
"I was there ..."
; "Lady this shirt that I offer will sound when the anti-theft bar ......."
"Ah ...... why?"
"There is this internal label you see? Must cut it when it is at home
"It can not she cut it? "
" No ma'am I can not ..... we do not take scissors in hand ....( ask ourselves why .......)
"But I sound even when I'm at home? "
"Depends lady se lei vive in un negozio ed ha all'entrata di casa sua delle barre antitaccheggio si le suona, altrimenti no"
(........1. si signora l'antitaccheggio è cordless se lei si avvicina e urla il nome del supermercato la maglia si mette a suonare....e noi chiamiamo le iene e facciamo un servizio su di lei è contenta?...
2. si signora quando arriva a casa metta la maglia sotto l'albero e vedrà che l'antitaccheggio le canterà jingle bell...... Non ce I can do ... Christmas is still so far and I am so tired of hearing shit ......)
2. si signora quando arriva a casa metta la maglia sotto l'albero e vedrà che l'antitaccheggio le canterà jingle bell...... Non ce I can do ... Christmas is still so far and I am so tired of hearing shit ......)
I would love to know a colleague of mine who apparently has an amazing feeling to any customer goes to her chest ..... but no one has ever seen, only the most daring interact with her and no one can tell me what it's called that neither side has:
"Can you give me two bags of heaven?"
"The blue bags are just for clothing lady, I'm sorry"
"His colleague I always give them "
" Lady The bag is yours? "
"Yes I brought it home ....."
"Why not have our stamp?"
"His colleague put me "
"Madam this Return to August is good ... it seems a bit old is not it? validity is one month to November 30th and we are ......."
" He told his colleague that I could spend it when I wanted to ... "
and so on with the strange and fanciful claims more .....
" What good meal do you accept? "
List some of the six thousand types that accept food stamps and the client shows me the only one who does not accept at ..... sorry my refusal
"But His colleague agreed me "
" This membership card is not valid ...." Mrs.
, "But his colleague had no problem "
But why do not all go to f. .. ..... are the corner from my colleague?
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