There are many episodes that I could tell and others will happen in the future because, as one of my esteemed colleague says "there has never end to the worst, "but we have to distinguish the original" Just differently educated "distracted from education, the exhibitionists seeking a moment of recognition by the wicked whose purpose is not to buy but to make trouble for the next only sake of it .... There are many aspects of the same disaster and the cashier is to identify, in the few seconds of the approach of the subject, to which category the same and act accordingly .... refraining, very frequently, URL, profanity, or take the customer for the ears and pull it violently toward the shelf "poggiasoldi" knocking him instantly move to the next as if nothing happened ....
will tell everything that happens here, but quickly drop some hilarious episode already happened, the facts are really experienced, nothing invented as you might suspect, almost always reality far exceeds the imagination ...... One of the moments that identifies and distinguishes the "educational diversity" from the rest of the world is the opening of the case ... the beginning of the round, which provides a passage in the middle of that range within which humanity is always and inevitably hides the problem, what you scream out loud without passing an "excuse", a "please" or other useless pleasantries a APREEEE? " resounding throughout the store worse than a Molotov cocktail and when I pretend not to hear (I do not like having to find myself in Pied Piper with the crowd of customers that follow me hypnotized) and went on my way, I will queues and finishers on the roller throws tons of goods and begins to puff ...... Well, then I would have to carry firearms for self-defense and immunity from mental idiot compulsive ......
How about a nice lady handing me his mobile mezzetà that asks me "lady can tell me what I telephone traffic in this phone?" I watch waiting to see get a nurse with an IV or at least a caregiver that forces the poor to say hello and continue on its path, but nothing happens and then try to explain as best I'm not a member of a shop service provider and so I can not put to disassemble the phone, while the tail stretches back to infinity, to find out which operator belongs the sim - we only half-way and then see how much its traffic ........ She stares at me almost offended but luckily moves away peacefully without having to call 118 .......
We want to leave out the vivacious mother of three small children who are moving away from cash in hand all of a Kinder egg, and my question "should I pass the eggs lady?" I replied "But they are holding the children ....." I refrain from answering such a popular TV commercial "Ahhhhhh them children ... then on the house" but I suggest it with a grin, "we can remove them for a moment by holy hands or I have to scan the child and the egg? "
But the record is my favorite: the forgetful on Saturday morning ... Of course, like any self-respecting pre-holiday hell of a queue, this lady mezzetà download on the roll ... a mountain of merchandise in its turn looks at me bewildered and looked inside the purse suddenly screaming "Someone stole my membership card! !!!!" I look and I wonder why Jesus' Boys have one up with me, I've ever done wrong to deserve this ..... to clarify that in my opinion can not just have them open the purse per rubarle la carta socio lasciandole i soldi... molto probabilmente l'ha lasciata a casa............. ad un certo punto, quando già la coda comincia a rumoreggiare... mi guarda con un lampo di lucidità negli occhi ed esclama, guardando la merce sul rullo, "ma questo non è il mio carrello...." trascuro il bisogno impellente di eliminare fisicamente la cliente e farla portare via, ma resisto e opto per il male minore "signora.. vuole spostare la merce sul rullo della cassa vicina che è vuota?" mi guarda con l'occhio da orata spiaggiata lasciata sulla battigia per una settimana e mormora frasi sconnesse per un buon quarto d'ora fino a che decide che forse quello is his truck and puts off the goods at last ... so just two customers, beneficiaries of the law Basaglia, and the morning has already earned beautiful ......
you describe the "educational diversity" standard ..... but there are endless variations on what I will discuss with you ... usually the attitude changes according to age and mental condition, the tail and the mood of everyone, promotions and prices and so on: the young : tan sanctuary lamp, chewing gum chewed in the mouth opened with the vision of the tonsils and social decay, an annoying habit to think of the card member I should be impressed by this piece of handmade gym of slums ... blue eyes fixed pupil to more cocaine that Raul Bova ... sometimes a member of the club of 50 "which I talked about long ago ... used to lean with both forearms tattooed on the shelf staring at the poor cashier poggiasoldi would rather be under the knife of the surgeon rather than having to do with a metropolitan celebroleso .... the middle usually travel in pairs, the wife rigid and sustained in its fold cotonata unfolds bags brought from home and relies the shelf checking the work of the cashier and her husband placed the bags and fills them at random or from the wife fills the bags with surgical precision by dividing the goods for species or hot / cold, ignoring the tail that stretches behind her , and the husband is very strict with the credit card in hand waiting for the cashier staring at the end of suffering in his style Amadeus quiz ...... Elder the worst based on my limited experience ... what you see and think, "I already know that you can not do shit and then be careful that you keep an eye on" what puffing as soon as you mention a few words exchanged with the client that precedes ... greet with a smile that makes exaggerated, healthy smile is not too familiar grunts and then a faint murmur but not usually greets and thanks and ... last but not least ... Roll the money as if they were crumbs to the pigeons of Piazza San Mark is confident that the cashier is paid for chasing coins that roll all over the world, is paper money origami how complicated that only deployed once you understand that you are cutting, the elderly person is a lifetime honorary member of the " club of 50 ", anyway.
There are several variations on theme .... For example, these three types vary according to whether their company there's a nephew or a young child or adolescent, they change depending on time and time .. There are, for example, those who have five minutes to close the store and begin to wander the aisles with bewildered wondering, I suppose, what to cook at midnight snack ......
The world of "educational diversity" is infinite, and then we'll talk about for a long ........
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