In this post there is a shift in any case ... Mafalda, above, is my status to end of the same ...... I do not for the premises bored ... every time you write UAUAUAUAUA will be the sound of the center speaker intercom calling me every time I write UEUEUEUEUE that I will call the fund for help ....... C will be the guest GI O_O ...... I will be the professional smile that improper use as a weapon depending on the occasion .....******* will be the saints and holy cards and mentally shot down in the most different ...... is that clear?
Scene 1.
Light off in case ..... I approach cautiously blankly not encourage questions
Light off in case ..... I approach cautiously blankly not encourage questions
C "Open?"
G " Hello, you madam, that I settle only for a moment ...." O_O ....
C "Can I put my stuff on the roll?"
G Yes ".......... ......" look totally ignored the fact ...
C "Where do I put the empty can, this pair of slippers, the packages of flour, the empty bag of potato chips and these six bottles of water? "
G "...... That 's what I meant when the I said if I place a while ago ...."... O_O *****.....
C "Do not worry ..... I put my stuff here next "........... grrrrrrrrrr ***** (I do not care .... so until I take this dump that I do not roll on servo )............
G "has the paper lady?
G "has the paper lady?
C "Oh yeah .... wait a minute it seemed ".......( had an attack of acute dissinteria napping and now I'm waiting for the membership card ..........)
G "2:51" G "does not have a smaller cut of 50 € ma'am? "
C "I have a dime" (which dear ... just what I needed .... has the purse that weighs 6 pounds, but not even under torture ..... spring is approaching and the Christmas tombola incumbent ......)
G "No let it be, no matter ....." .... O_O UEUEUEUEUEU
G "Send me 10 euro that I no longer have?"
"While I hear you, shut up and go get the flyers to the switchboard"
G "Madam you are then I close the last"
C "But if he has just opened ..."*** **
Scene 2. C "Ms. 19 is open?" I'm sitting in cash and the light of the case is on ... I look at this queen of the definitions with a mixture of resignation and desire to incinerate, holding me by saying a word .......
G " Hello, you madam," look Nemo ......
C "and I take two bags to discount the points of the paper (but healthy, some use a question mark .... please and thank you's too" old style "?)
I look at the lady, hair, lively eyes and two lines of arrogance ...... just enough to make me want a simultaneous detachment of the denture for this phenomenon and think about how it would be nice and fair if there are more idiots al mondo (si lo so l'idiozia è uno stato soggettivo che varia... quello che per me può essere un idiota per qualcun'altro magari è solo spiritoso e per un altro ancora è un mito..qualcuno insulta... altri lo votano.....)....se certe rarità imparassero a collegare il neurone al megafono......forse anche la maleducazione sparirebbe.... forse...
Scene 3.
C "Oh ........ and in this bag are the baskets that I have changed and should not be" passed "...... . "ohibò !!!!!......
G "In that sense, ma'am, not to be passed? Here you have a good return policy is not it?"
C "Yes, but I've already paid them, I just want to change color"
G "Of course I paid for them, but if my colleague has made her a voucher to be spent here made the same amount as if she had made the items (hence good return policy, you mean?) and we had returned the money, then took the baskets that would pay them now ...... with the voucher made you understand?. .. "
C "But I've already paid them ........" (ALE .... rain woman ......)
G "Look lady I'll show you, step by Articles: what is the total of these baskets?"
C "4.70"
G "How much good that happened to my colleague?
C "4.70"
G "If I subtract the bottom of the ticket € 4 and 70 means that these baskets you do not pay them today because they have already paid the last time you understand?" (Cock 40 years not 80 .... you want a small drawing board ... a .... a head that you remove that phrase from Sleepy?)
Vitality of mussels attached to rocks and the mist behind the eyes ......... The hand squeezes baskets as if they were withdrawn as soon as the board ......
C "The bag does not pay me back right?"
G ****** No Ma'am, let me guess .... has already paid the last time? "(because I'm not going to make a lay sister in the slums di Caracas?)
Scena 4.
C".... Ho comprato un pò di roba...... "
(Bè sei in un supermercato...... non è una serata karaoke al Trocadero's dance, non stai sfilando per Versace e non vedo nessuna infemiera nei dintorni quindi........ si fa la spesa no?)
G " Buongiorno "
G"Sono 20 euro e 89"
C"Cavolo....ho solo 20 euro......" O_O ********O_O
G "does not have a euro lady?" (Do not believe it ... come to shop in thousands of brands from the Purse intabardata to pant and knowing you do not have twenty euro even calculate how much what you get ?......)
C "You do not have a euro?"
G "I madam? No ......... we do not keep our money in cash (as if an order of fruit and vegetables was running to the store in your pocket with a pineapple for snack brought from home but .... can you?)
C "can not make me scontino one? " (********** A scontino?'...... Oh jesus .. we are at Christmas ... you know that I do not believe that you exist and I do not think that there is not even your dad and I do not believe in a lot of other things about you and me know that I can not live only on certain occasions, but in case I'm wrong you could electrocute that this dull in front of me and out of my sight? once then do not ask you anything until Christmas of 2020 I swear .....)
G "No, ma'am .... I'm sorry we can not discount" (plural nous .. cashier .... WE can not ... that is to say that there is a regulation, a set of rules that prohibits anyone working here to accommodate the vagaries of those who flee from nursing homes or rest, those who shows signs of serious mental imbalance and who is simply bizarre birth or beggar character)
C "Well ..... then I take off these pads for dishes" look annoyed and mouth numb in a frown .........( a "courtesy" there would have been bad ...... who knows maybe even pretend that I'm sorry for not having done it .... but fuck off go)
G "Without woman, goodbye and thanks" (and maybe the next time it came with the piggy .......)*** O_O ****
Scene 5.
C "This bag is big or small?"
GI Hello, this bag is small "
C" And where are the big ones? "
GI "Lì nel contenitore....Sopra ci dovrebbero essere quelli grandi e sotto quelli piccoli"
C "Che differenza c'è?"
GI"In che senso mi scusi?"
C"Non si riesce a capire quali siano quelli grandi e quelli piccoli"
GI (Non dico una parola.......12345678910************)
C "Eh.... ma potevate anche stampare sopra a questi sacchetti una G o una P........"
GI "Prego?"
C" Si......una G per Grande e un P per Piccolo"
GI ****(Le risposte potrebbero essere varie e variegate tipo:
1. Che idea!!!! Complimenti!!! Le consiglio di proporla al punto di ascolto di modo che noi si possa brevettarla e metterla in pratica... non vediamo l'ora......vuole che personalizziamo i sacchetti di modo che al tatto quello ruvido sia grande e il liscio sia piccolo o viceversa? Con stampati i nomi di battesimo cosicchè ognuno abbia il suo e non si confonda?
2. Ma perchè fare solo questo? Diamo ad ogni cliente un Tutor che lo accompagni in tutto il suo percorso all'interno del supermercato e alla fine del viaggio lo premi con un diploma di cliente modello se è riuscito a comprare più di tre articoli con il codice bar intact and which has figured in the price and promotion ... especially if the article is promoted or not, whether you need the membership card or not ..........
3. We hire instructors who delizino customers with games and treasure hunts ... I can already see nonagenarians chasing the aisles shouting "the olives!! I found the olives!! ... Housewives shoving to grab a towel with the image of Gabriel Garko naked with the signature" Eat me ". .......
4. BUT WHY 'DO NOT MEET A tattooed on C of cretinism? At least we can recognize you at a distance even when you shut up O_O .......)
C "Madam these bags stink and I do not want them"
(Here it is .. ..... no one had noticed and he shall subito.Ti I asked if you wanted a bag? ... I do not happen to me screaming warnings to the right and left to get noticed by the two blondes in the queue behind you)
G "Hello ... nobody forces you to buy a bag .... if she does not want to have the membership card?" ** **** O_O
C "No, but these two young ladies have the card, I could give them the "(ALE performance of Richard Gere in the western Ligurian & Pozzi Ginori gigolo")
; more about pitying look that pleased the two of you are wondering what disease he contracted the poor young man (plus unwatchable), which is approaching the tail with an approach from the dead hand on the bus
"I will not soon be nothing ...." O_O
C "because he knows, I do not like the bags but the beautiful women"
The two clients are undecided whether to call 118 or send a moron to review the techniques of seduction to the average maybe watching a good movie ... opt for silence, hoping that the scrawl Gabriel give in front of the most brazen indifference ......
G "Think of pleading with the lady in the next five minutes so that the situation will unlock or suspend the receipt and secluded on the one hand there?" O_O ********
Laughter General ....... the two poor things for fear of encouraging, laughing, becoming purple in holding .........
C "Oh, excuse me .... what do I owe?"
G "45.50"
C "I do not take bags" (I guess you do not take a lot of other things ... the bags are the least ......)
G "But it going?. .. she wants one of these heavenly? "
C "What is the difference?"
I look at him (the difference is the same as between you and ETo simply be a qi in the standard and a mussel)
G "The difference is that do not stink and certainly not pay them ...
C "It gives me the okay ..." (do not you doubt it, I'm offering you go bum character) ........
felt the lack of a mandrill from the tail ...... David Gandy (after a meeting in the face with a crazed TIR) of receipt ...... oh jesus .....
Scene 7.
C "Today they offer the" canned fish "
G" Hello Madam, a statement or a question? "
C" Ehh? "
G "Madam, in my opinion, frozen cuttlefish are not part of the preserved fish ......" ;
C "Oh no? are not stored ?....***** O_O ******
AIUTOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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