Desert Eagle Blueprints

CARO BABBO NATALE...letterina di una cassiera

; Dear Santa,
Jain .... you are right I do not pretend not to know .. I'm the one in the past has asked you a couple of tits third measure .. ... a neighbor who looked like Will Smith and a work environment .. how to say .. a little more cool ... in the sense that a foreman or even vaguely resembling a colleague Raul Bova and Gabriel Garko would not mind .... it would be more willing to work and would have an incentive to that kindness so we recommend that you use ... Caracalla is what a drunk troll with a stack of baskets down the aisles of my supermarket ........ stunned by the turn, you own her (you might even be a little nicer though, is good for you is a bad time but you know what I'm going through .....) I need to send a note to ask some favor .... No, not material gifts to those I'll ... I wish I could send from your privileged position to give away two or three ... trivial things that you do not take away time or energy but are very important for me:

, 1. Could you deal with (but has made the tree or nativity ... I do not know if it distinguishes the two poor things) the nice lady comes one day at a chest with a pocket of Modigliani which lacks a price and to my "I call an employee" immediately asks me "But the clerk how long will it take to arrive?" (Answer 1. It 's like asking what the weather will be tomorrow at noon in the Ligurian hinterland, that chip only I know what it takes? It's not a region that has time and preset stations ..... depends if it is This or paused, if it is marked close to the case ready to shoot or trots strange in a distant point of the store .... Answer 2. So now it's fuckin 'around with a colleague in stock ... Bearing in mind that textiles should avoid starting from lane seven trucks, responding to 15 requests and avoid imaginative four old ladies are sure to be in front of her in three minutes and seven seconds!! Makes it to resist so many ladies?) After 30 seconds the lady can not do it and begins with an "I'm going to get a book the same, but with the price" ... I admire you sister ... Back with a Zanichelli from 40 € to my questions and looked at me astonished and says "Well can not remove the sticker with the price of this book and put it on my ?".... here could be understand that this lady is not quite the same thing? a sole that is not equal to an octopus although both fish ..... a mussel is not an oyster while being both at sea ... a madman is not equal to people without disabilities with regard to the neurons? You may find under the tree to make this lady the ability to distinguish a pine from a peanut from a cashier .. idiot .. a paperback from a dictionary and a price to another? thanks, I shall be grateful for life

2. Could you make it clear to most customers when kindly ask "Has the membership card?" I do not want nor sell or offer them anything and it is therefore unnecessary for me to answer "no thanks "?....... Thanks for what? Teach them to bestow the graces, the merits and good morning when it really is time to use it ... If it helps in filling the bags, for example .... if I greet them smiling when they come in hand with the expression of who is waiting his turn at the dentist .... How do you say? I'm asking you to bestow a little education? It is just that .. it disappeared from circulation and no longer knows how to find it ...... can you?

        3. Vorrei che tu lasciassi una callista  sotto l'albero alla simpatica signora che, in compagnia del marito, ho incrociato nella corsia dei surgelati e che con voce squillante mi ha urlato "Cassiera, dove sono le birre?" e quando le ho spiegato che si trovavano agli antipodi rispetto a noi l'arzilla, fino ad un attimo prima, con aria agonizzante mi mormora "Ma se le  dico il nome della birra potrebbe andare a prenderla lei che io ho calluses that make me bad? "(when I say that I have a paralysis of the middle finger - I get stiff spontaneously while the rest of the hand closes when meeting clients as she could go ......- cash instead of me lady?)

4. You may find under the tree to make the most of our customers with a barcode and be taken care of for life?
make them understand that as they pull up from the pallet into the aisle to cart the burden of six bottles mineral water may well, in the case, replicate instead of asking all times, even had ten bags of cat litter for twenty pounds or a hundred pounds of pellets for the stove: "I have to throw it to him on the water ? "and accuse scoliosis .. .. lumbago tennis elbow ... trigeminal nerve paresis ..... facial and every symptom imaginable to avoid taking these six bottles of cock (when we only want us vo) and beat on the roll? We have six thousand types of mineral water ..... I can not know their codes ean by heart ... I know that in Turin or Milan do not you do the pull up, but I also put the car in the parking lot and give you a pack of plastic cups with the ' portrait of Santa Claus sings Jingle Bells in 13 different languages \u200b\u200b...... I know how much they cost six bottles of water but I NEED THE BAR CODE ... those tiny crosswalks that are in the bottom of the bottle frequently directed inwards from the outside so that the poor cashier not veda un emerita cippa e minacci di rovinare la confezione  sotto lo sguardo terrorrizzato del cliente di turno che preferirebbe buttare la moglie dentro ad un compattatore qualsiasi piuttosto che vedersi rovinare la confezione delle sei bottiglie sei........
        E' inutile ripetere all'infinito e per qualsiasi articolo "Costa 2 euro"... gli articoli non si differenziano per prezzo altrimenti un'orata sarebbe identica ad un libro di Bruno Vespa,  un tanga leopardato ad un rosso di Montalcino..una salsa tonnata  ad una soletta per scarpe...L'inventario sarebbe una divertente Bingo day .....( E 'release something to the 2:36 Various Kinds? Nothing in chemistry who can offer more? ... here is the charge of the fish .... a trout?. ... AWARDED !!!!.... un'applauso enthusiastic roars and all the staff sitting at the tables).
Articles differ with barcode ?????? .... it is clear
Once and for all let's take a concrete example
Proof reviews standard

SUPERMARKET PINCOPALLO
Price 2:36
1 pinch baking
6 cans coca cola
1 anchovy in oil
a toothpaste
2 pencil eraser
a chicken leg loose
2 puffs empty
a bowl
Price 5 €
pajamas in a fake biodegradable fabric
2 kisses lady with a fake chocolate
alarm
8 blueberry yogurt mixed taste
1 piece Parmesan cheese three hours
1 tagliacalli manual
48.88 Total
bye and thanks !!!!!!!

With a bill like that I challenge anyone to spend the night in the vicinity of the box, checking the various items, with glasses on the tip of the nose and the air from Columbo (the cross-eyed), suspicious that the cashier, inscrutable (a sphinx), continued its monotonous work without batting an eye .........

5. You could bestow pearls of wisdom under the trees of some people ... some fast connection brain-vocal ...... It would need the lady who met a colleague of mine at cash machines' s apostrophe with an "Are you the hypermarket?
a response. "No ma'am, I always go around with this orange vest that said" Self boxes "and I like to run through the boxes looking for thrills, watching the customers and their spending and risking a lynching strokes of a 2 liter coca cola as a kind of forked stick from the most nervous who do not like to be seen urgently ........" answer 2. "No ma'am My husband is doing the shopping and I park here at cash machines by putting this orange vest so that it will quickly through the crowd, a great idea right? "response 3." No sir are just passing through ... why? "

6. I'd che tu invogliassi i nostri clienti a sperimentare nuove avventure con la fiducia di chi si affida al suo negozio preferito e non un rancoroso "E brava, le dò la mia carta di credito e lei chissà cosa ci fa......"(guardi non è nè morbida nè soffice altrimenti le confesserei subito cosa ci faccio con la sua carta di credito.... è una cosa che mi viene spontanea ogni volta che incontro clienti come lei......)
            Alla cliente che ci guarda perplessa al nostro "signora, adesso le ricariche telefoniche sono online......" 
"But I have to go on the computer .... need AIDS (ADSL) or concession (connection)?"
"No woman should only enter the pin that I give him instead of scratching the postcard "
" But I wanted to scratch "
" Please ma'am? "
"I like to scratch" (Jesus did not see that I can do it ... could lead to this kind lady a bit of head lice and perhaps a mixed two ounces of fleas and ticks so that it can continue to happily scratching? ..)

Thanks Santa
for all that you do
so che è un compito arduo e capirò se le cose rimarranno più o meno inalterate........come le mie tette sigh!!!
            Con affetto
            GIAINA