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... E SE NON CI VEDIAMO........ BUON NATALE!!!!

; Ah ... I just got the last countdown has begun .... Advent calendar from the atmosphere that takes hold of us all making return children full of fantastic experiences and nostalgic fun is back again this year .... there is a rush to the toy and to decorations ...... the jostling for a hello kitty pajamas, the ...... fight for the carriage and one for the trash ..... balls, lights and chase each other tips on the rollers between the slopes, children and colorful kitchen ...... We all look nicer .. the old lady who plants the basket to score in legs after shouting "Hurry up I care" to one that leaves three packs of toilet paper after you have paid the cashier exclaimed, "But he has seen what has increased access to the paper? "leaving the poor with the unspoken question," but there was no paper in the price? Hoping for a discount bringing it to the cashier? Let's talk about ...."

begins the most beautiful time of year. .. for those children ?...... I do not know ... the slogan adopted by mothers in the group is "Be careful that if you're good Father Christmas brings you toys. .. "and I guess Even children to hate this old lamp s. ....... ignore them at any time of day and night for not wearing a chip only to the poor little angels ... when they build and create special effects on the wallpaper of the new kitchen and food to noon .. escapes without a run if the mother's hand ..... if they try to strangle the younger brother, passing it to a game .. if you plant the chubby little finger in the eye of the stroller next in line ... is not life ... For all other a month and a half psychomotor agitation that will only end when you put your legs under the table to the fateful lunch stracciabilancia ... And for the cashier? What can I say .... all the categories that have the good fortune of having to interact with a broad and diverse audience are preferred by bad luck this time of year, but the cashier, in my opinion, is the place of honor .... Fantozzi classical cloud hangs like a sword of Damocles over our heads these days that are already visible in early November to appear on the rolls of timid subbrand panettone ("lady parts are up to 4 for panettone sottoscosto .. . can not get there in two trucks filled with cash ... and if I am 10 tickets 4 the panettone and baskets ?......) a vaguely vintage ... Never like this turn the our sanity is sorely tested by the continuous succession of events, moods and tails from roller coaster at Gardaland ...
We bear witness and the last gasps of those who, after a grueling marathon cans and trotters .... after an hour or two lived in the Indiana Jones of trucks stacked one on top of or abandoned in front of shelves (See below the chapter devoted to how each of us faces the problem of spending dell'organizzazone), after having dodged tourist groups who meet the aisles, pretending not to see each other for months, without making the case to block the flow the human tide, greet and hug each other in a tangle of baskets and cards (missing a month ... is wish Merry Christmas and when you see tomorrow and the day after and then again every other day until the day before? need a hug turbillion of microbes with people, meet at other times of the year, not worthy of a blink of an eye even under torture?)
decomposed transhumance of velociraptor (customers late spasmodically ever before that their turn will hold out the membership card at arm's length from the knee to your nose and hold it there until you do not threaten, with the look, spit on ......) minopirla with some random (half man, half idiot, which is the funny guy always make the joke that it shows in front of friends and the public and differentiates it from the crowd as a demented serial which society, and especially the cashier, would rather avoid) chase for the lanes in races who have the trendiest shopping cart ......

"Lady weighed these chestnuts?"
"OOOOHHHH I forgot now what? "
" Now I can pay my shopping ... I leave here and go to weigh the chestnuts
...." "Can not you do it?"
"Sure Lady ... ask the 150 people who are behind in the queue if you are okay, and if they are, I'm going to weigh the chestnuts and even the peppers ... maybe even throw out some artichoke which is always good that you say? "
" No ways. .. I queued my friend ... I give you the chestnut ... "
"It but his lady friend has to weigh the chestnuts and I can not hold the tail (I could become a grandmother in the time it takes for both to enter the correct code on the bag and attach the sales receipt) ......"
"Ah, yes ... ok, I go "(that's good .......)

"Excuse me .... I found this bag full of free samples free ..... I can take?"
"Where has" found "this bag lady?"
"Mah .... there is a banquet there in the middle ...." (The banquet this unknown: The banquet also known as an exhibitor or chipboard's moment is a very popular breed in all supermarkets where you play with the same frequency of a rabbit ...... as we know the banquet was accustomed to take refuge between lanes when the hypermarket not know where to go or when it's cold outside .... and does so independently ...... I saw Banquet settle down the aisles in a broken down dance ... make friends with each other and engaged in multiple promotions and colorful ....)
, "There is a girl close to the banquet where he "found" this bag lady? "
" No, there is no ... So I take it that I care? "
" No woman can not take it because there is probably a promotion and to have this bag with the gifts you will buy the products you see?
"But if there is no ....." (Eccerto if the banquet is unattended we plunder and collect premiums and cotillion without buying anything and then the cashier who looks at us questioningly whisper a nice "there was no doubt and you will understand ......." ... Indeed, spingiamoci addition, we choose a box cashier to pass without paying for the spending and stop us if we say "Embee? there was no "...)
"I told her colleague that she is sleeping ...." ;.... the most expressive smile (mouth shrank butt chicken ... with lipstick, a grin common to all the ladies pecked in the act)
"Then you see lady? is not vero che non c'è nessuno.... è che "nessuno" è andato in pausa e  fra un pò rientrerà....."
               "Ma io ho premura....."
               "Può lasciare a me il sacchetto, signora, arrivederci e grazie!!!" (EBBASTAAAAAA!!!)

than ever these days swarms of cheering children running along the corridors and leaving footprints empty containers in every corner .... Disneyland noartri makes us' na pippa a colleague of mine would say ...... der Coliseum
A cute little girl in the queue with his mother cackles scramble a stroller with a teddy bear on .... sbattacchia the legs of customers in queue, ran him into dangerous between baskets and jars .... the mother looks at her with a condescending smile on her lips looking smug consensus that no one is going to give it .... Arriving near the cash the stroller has crooked legs and teddy bear dangling from a dying man begging for euthanasia compassionate side ...... The mother, turning to his little daughter "Natasha leave the stroller there and literally snatching it from holy hands laid him in a corner next to the cash ...... The surprised look (can not be true ......) and asked in a faint voice, "but Mrs. the stroller is not his? "and distracted her with the air of a celebrity on vacation" Oh no .... knows it has only done one lap while the child was in the supermarket .......".... I have no comment to make ... I'm still with my mouth open .......

The moments of celebration to induce abnormal behavior in the heat of the moment .... .. At some point I have to go to the bathroom and notice central .... I ask the last man in the queue if it can be said to those who kindly comes after him (and do not question why to me there are still three people in the queue next five hundred that do not move .... not seen the light off on the chest and can not hear my voice screaming siren type Firemen "Lord are closed .... I'm sorry") to say I'm closed ..... Now the various scenes that occur are as follows
Scene 1. "E 'closed? And you thought ......." after three consecutive hours in case the bladder and screaming is always a pleasure to be understood from the crowd ......
scene 2. "I only have these two pieces can not let me pass?" 50 pairs of angry eyes are fixed on me just waiting for me ...... I dare say it would plunge the roller 25 to say "I too have a little" and I could easily do plin plin in the bucket before he could close
scene 3. "Ma'am, I am close"
"Ah is closed ..." and remains standing there with his eyes into space thinking about what a device might devise to overcome this problem ...
"But it sure is closed after the gentleman?"
"Yes Lord, I'm sure ....."
He thinks for a bit then explodes on
; "But I was there just after the Lord ...."
"No ma'am she was not there ...."
Become a matter of principle .....
"I was there ..."

"Okay lady then as I have not seen before and will not see it now after I close the case sir .... you do as you think, okay? (eccheccazzo! !!!!!!)

; "Lady this shirt that I offer will sound when the anti-theft bar ......."

"Ah ...... why?"

"There is this internal label you see? Must cut it when it is at home

"It can not she cut it? "

" No ma'am I can not ..... we do not take scissors in hand ....( ask ourselves why .......)

"But I sound even when I'm at home? "

"Depends lady se lei vive in un negozio ed ha all'entrata di casa sua delle barre antitaccheggio si le suona, altrimenti no"

          (........1. si signora l'antitaccheggio è cordless se lei si avvicina e urla il nome del supermercato la  maglia si mette a suonare....e noi chiamiamo le iene e facciamo un servizio su di lei  è contenta?...
2. si signora quando arriva a casa   metta la maglia sotto l'albero e vedrà che  l'antitaccheggio le canterà jingle bell...... Non ce I can do ... Christmas is still so far and I am so tired of hearing shit ......)

I would love to know a colleague of mine who apparently has an amazing feeling to any customer goes to her chest ..... but no one has ever seen, only the most daring interact with her and no one can tell me what it's called that neither side has:

"Can you give me two bags of heaven?"

"The blue bags are just for clothing lady, I'm sorry"

"His colleague I always give them "

" Lady The bag is yours? "

"Yes I brought it home ....."

"Why not have our stamp?"

"His colleague put me "

"Madam this Return to August is good ... it seems a bit old is not it? validity is one month to November 30th and we are ......."

" He told his colleague that I could spend it when I wanted to ... "

and so on with the strange and fanciful claims more .....

" What good meal do you accept? "

List some of the six thousand types that accept food stamps and the client shows me the only one who does not accept at ..... sorry my refusal

"But His colleague agreed me "

" This membership card is not valid ...." Mrs.

, "But his colleague had no problem "

But why do not all go to f. .. ..... are the corner from my colleague?